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Are you aware all of this is rhyming? ‘Yeah, I Know...’ EP 1/2 of UK 2on2 Battle Rap Title Holder/professional writer/author/host of @soundslikeshow
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    Have a watch of my latest battle here.
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    OMG how have I never clocked F.R.I.E.N.D.S Feebee Rachel It’s Monica Eeyup Chandler! Nnnnnjoey David Schwimmer
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    As they should, he's a known paedophile.
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    Little thing I wrote today. I fucking hate my voice but it’s the only one I have.
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    The phrase 'don't knock it until you've tried it' is really confusing when you're trying to purchase a door.
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    The guy who wrote the song 'In Too Deep' missed out on the 'best writer of a rock song' award. Most of the judges said he lost, but Sum41.
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    Just a reminder that bibbidy bobbedy boo rhymes with Mission Impossible 2.
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    My girlfriend said “I believe in you” and it made me happy. But then I realised she had just affected a culturally inappropriate Jamaican accent to break the news that she was moving out.
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    Something I invented called a rhyme circle.
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    This picture of Tobey Maguire looks like he's pretending to understand a joke after it's been explained to him for the second time.
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    Wordplay for the sake of wordplay isn't always a good thing. Four eggs arm pull.
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    Well, well, well... who’s the mum now, mum?