> get a PS5
> go to make an account
> "An account already exists"
> Never used a PS3/4/5
> Oh god, it's from my PSP
> Try to recover account, I lied about my birthday
> Desperately trying to remember what book or movie I was obsessed with when I was 12 for the security question
Shiny Quagsire
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27, He/Him | ARM(S) wizard, Nintendo/Meta Horizon OS enthusiast
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- nobody talks about how absurdly good the Switch's updates are. This is how fast phone/game console OS updates should be but nobody is even trying.Gotta Love Modern Gaming
00:00 - Replying to @ShinyQuagsireI read so much in middle school this question is literally the worst one I could have picked, why did I do this to myself
- Replying to @ShinyQuagsireok only god knows what I put in that security question
- Replying to @ShinyQuagsireOh thank god I didn't do anything weird with my display name and the support bot let me reset the password
- “average hard drive lasts only 3-5 years” factoid actualy just statistical error. Swapfile Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
- tired: playing downloaded ROMs on a Switch wired: using my legally-paid-for cartridges on a Steam Deck
- I can be trusted with alpha channels in LayerRenderer, visionOS compositor crew eta wen alpha blending 🙏
00:00 - omg it's reall used a SIM card push pin to "unlock" the cable connected to the Apple Vision Pro battery pack. It popped right out.
- Replying to @8chabard and @goblinoddsthis has to be a joke, none of these are accurate 😭
- WOW ok Apple, rudeA group of computer scientists found a Vision Pro security flaw. They could look at a Persona's eye movement/gaze and reconstruct what you typed on the virtual keyboard, including messages, PINs, passwords. Apple fixed in visionOS 1.3. Wasn't exploited in the wild, reportedly.












