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AstroBabe🌙
@Shee_Astro
Auset's mum• Astrology• Spirituality• Kemet• Daughter of the Sun•☀ Soft life. Sharp intuition. If it costs my peace, it's overpriced.
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    AstroBabe🌙
    @Shee_Astro
    Apr 2, 2025
    The smell of freshly cut grass is actually a plant distress signal! 😫 When grass is cut, it releases chemicals meant to warn other plants of danger. 🥺
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    Daniel 🇨🇦
    @danielholkss
    Mar 31, 2025
    Does anyone have any random fun facts about a very niche subject. I'm bored and love learning random things
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    AstroBabe🌙
    @Shee_Astro
    Oct 28, 2024
    My dad always shaves his hair every two weeks. I've noticed he hasn't shaved in a while, and now his whole head is white. I told him, "haiya, I see you stopped shaving." He's like, "Yes. I was told that I am now called a silver fox." Listen b*tch, I will find you!!! 😭😭😭
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    AstroBabe🌙
    @Shee_Astro
    Apr 7, 2025
    Yooo 😭😭My dad has asked me if I've seen our gardener. I told him he asked me for 20 bob 1 hr ago, so Idk where he went. Dad says he's definitely gone to smoke bhangi. I said, "Aaai hakuna bhangi ya 20 bob. From 50 bob." It was at that moment, I realised, I f*cked up! 😭😭😭
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    AstroBabe🌙
    @Shee_Astro
    Jun 25, 2025
    Those staying at home, we shall be tuned to KTN all day today, yes?! Retweeting, posting, sharing, etc!! 🇰🇪
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    AstroBabe🌙
    @Shee_Astro
    Sep 4, 2025
    Did you stop beating your girlfriend?
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    SokoAnalyst
    @SokoAnalyst
    Sep 3, 2025
    This is how we should dress to the gym. The integrity of marriages and relationships must be upheld.
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    AstroBabe🌙
    @Shee_Astro
    Aug 5, 2022
    My mum hooking me up with the reverends son is just funny coz 😂😂😂😂 I hit that 2 years ago. Pass!
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    AstroBabe🌙
    @Shee_Astro
    Jun 13, 2022
    You tell us...
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    KING KAKA
    @RabbitTheKing
    Jun 13, 2022
    Mbona time ya kura akili zinajaanga shonde?
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    AstroBabe🌙
    @Shee_Astro
    Jul 29, 2022
    Kumbe Queen Jane was the original singer of "Bitch better have my money ".
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    AstroBabe🌙
    @Shee_Astro
    Mar 6, 2024
    10 years ago, when I worked at Nrb serena, there used to be this guy who called me "mega mind." We used to hang out at the cafeteria a lot. I assumed he called me that cause he found me intelligent or something. I came to know much later who mega mind is. 😭😭😭😭😭😭I hate men.
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    AstroBabe🌙
    @Shee_Astro
    Oct 15, 2024
    She's shocked cause that's not part of her contract. 😭😭 This dude gives these women contracts btn 3-6 months to be his "girlfriend." Good, good pay as well!!! This is legitimate information, but please don't ask me how I know this. Just know it's the truth 😭😭
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    A whole whale
    @roywahome9
    Oct 15, 2024
    😂😂Kairo hukua delulu ama nini?
    Boniface
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    AstroBabe🌙
    @Shee_Astro
    Sep 12, 2025
    Kuna story yangu ina weza letwa huku very soon. Idk.. Ikiletwa, I need you guys to understand that I was young & stupid. (19).
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    AstroBabe🌙
    @Shee_Astro
    Dec 30, 2020
    I started this baby sitting gig as a joke and it's turning out well.. I'm getting bookings for january. Apparently nowadays people don't want to hire house helps. Just someone to watch your kids all day. Heeeeh. I'm ready! Until I get a permanent job, this is it for me. ❤️
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    AstroBabe🌙
    @Shee_Astro
    Aug 14, 2025
    Sensitive kitu gani. If you don't want to have kids, fine. Great. That's your decision & you're within your right. What I don't get is why they always choose to mention it. Day in, day out, it's the same thing over & over again. It's like, who are you trying to convince? Ugh.
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    The Kenyan Vigilante
    @KenyanSays
    Aug 14, 2025
    This is a very sensitive topic!
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    AstroBabe🌙
    @Shee_Astro
    Jan 20, 2020
    I inadvertently left my thong in the bathroom. My dad found it & shouted asking ,"nūū ūyū ūtigire digi cia iratū gūkū bafū"? (Who left shoe laces in the bathroom). 😫😫🤣🤣