Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano) / X

Shea Serrano

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Shea Serrano

@SheaSerrano

author of five new york times bestsellers || writer at GOOD MOVIE

goodmovie.substack.com

Joined July 2009

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Shea Serrano
@SheaSerrano
May 26
hello i have a new project i spent a year working on it it’s called HARD RELEASE — A Dante Thrust Erotic Escapade it’s out today here are the first 40 seconds of the audiobook, which comes with every purchase buy it today halfwaybooks.bigcartel.com/product/hardre…
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Shea Serrano
@SheaSerrano
Jun 12, 2024
someone get Pixar on the phone immediately
Massimo
@Rainmaker1973
Jun 12, 2024
Four years ago a donkey named Diesel went missing in Wyoming. He's now part of an elk community x.com/Przemek8739456…
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Shea Serrano
@SheaSerrano
Sep 29, 2025
he turned these fucking dorks into looney tunes characters lol
Christopher Sweat
@SweatEm
Sep 28, 2025
EXCLUSIVE: Earlier today ICE agents chase after a man in downtown Chicago after he made verbal comments but no physical or threatening contact. The man was able to get away.
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Shea Serrano
@SheaSerrano
Sep 11, 2024
he showed up to this debate and said they’re executing babies after birth and also they’re eating pets that’s what he said a guy running for president said that
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Shea Serrano
@SheaSerrano
May 4, 2024
kendrick having a whole song structured around talking to drake’s family members one by one 30 minutes after drake released a song called “family matters” feels like bonafide proof that kendrick really does have a mole in drake’s inner circle lol this whole shit is nuts
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Shea Serrano
@SheaSerrano
Jan 28, 2025
time for the IMMIGRANTS ARE STEALING OUR JOBS crowd to either clock in or shut the fuck up forever
NewsWire
@NewsWire_US
Jan 27, 2025
California Farm Bureau says migrant farmworker deportation fears have virtually halted the Central Valley's citrus harvest — NBC LA
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Shea Serrano
@SheaSerrano
Jul 21, 2025
took a break from tying a woman to a railroad track to come argue
Alexander Aviña
@Alexander_Avina
Jul 20, 2025
Cmon lmao
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Shea Serrano
@SheaSerrano
Feb 10, 2020
i’ve watched it 600 times pic.x.com/evQ4waw1H1
Shea Serrano
@SheaSerrano
Feb 10, 2025
“say drake…” fucking crazy
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Shea Serrano
@SheaSerrano
Dec 7, 2021
"here is approximately how much you would earn by robbing me right now"
Nice Kicks
@nicekicks
Dec 7, 2021
The latest way to flex on the non-Sneakerhead normies 😂🤑 @lanewinfield
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Shea Serrano
@SheaSerrano
Aug 20, 2023
teachers should be paid a minimum of $100K per year
Number One🥇
@numberonetweep
Aug 11, 2023
What opinion about money will have you like this?
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Shea Serrano
@SheaSerrano
Feb 26, 2022
the baby walked up behind me and said “daddy check this out” then when i turned around he was holding the ipad at face level and he tapped the little buy button on roblox and bought something using my face scan as the verification lol not even 9am and i’ve already been scammed
Shea Serrano
@SheaSerrano
Feb 8, 2025
he did to a professional athlete what dads do to their kids in the driveway lol wtf
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Shea Serrano
@SheaSerrano
Jul 23, 2023
people being excited about stuff and having fun with it >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Pop Crave
@PopCrave
Jul 23, 2023
#Barbenheimer viewer shares their custom-made outfit to the double feature. x.com/hottoiletwater…
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