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Shawn Garrett
@ShawnGarrett
KING 5 News Seattle, Writer, Muppets, Comedy, Wrestling, Movies, TV and my dog, Lucy
Seattle, WA
Joined April 2009
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    Frito Lay truck crash in Crescent City, California.
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    I guess I'm not going to Target anymore
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    Taylor Swift meets Tool in 1999
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    Wal-Mart is closing 269 stores in 2016, putting 14 cashiers out of work.
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    Here's a good doggy that is finally getting adopted โค
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    Just watched a man with a handgun take an assault rifle from a young man on live tv in Seattle #seattleprotest
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    Replying to @gtconway3d
    Well he needs a house first
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    My pup, Lucy, met @AlexaBliss_WWE and it was amazing
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    Replying to @ShawnGarrett and @realDonaldTrump
    "This is President Donald J Trump. I may not be impeached yet, but Ossoff is a bozo. He eats babies and joined ISIS."
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    Replying to @elonmusk
    Oh cool my own personal list of accounts to mute
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    Replying to @Travon
    Sounds like two against one! Unfair!
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    Replying to @ShawnGarrett and @realDonaldTrump
    Your biggest supporters will never understand the differences between there, their and they're.
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    Replying to @ShawnGarrett and @realDonaldTrump
    Mike Pence or Paul Ryan probably comes in and tells you what to sign next. You nod like a monkey and ask for the special gold pen.