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*Coming home on Valentines Day*
Wife: *from upstairs* “I got a surprise for you babe!”
Me: “Are you wearing that thing that drives me insane!?”
Wife: *dressed like the Hatman* “Come lay in bed so I can stare at you”
TSilkies
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TSilkies
@Sharkurricane
Aspiring to be the American portrayed in Japanese anime
United States
Joined December 2017
- Are there instructions of how to remove a 1 inch diameter cylinder from its hand if it gets stuck holding the cylinder?Elon Musk says Tesla’s new Optimus robots can do “anything you want.”
- Replying to @SharkurricaneFor everyone telling me to cut it, the cylinder cannot be damaged or unduly stressed in any way
- Replying to @Ogiel23I am uncomfortable exposing what’s inside the cylinder to high heat
- BREAKING: Sources have revealed some of JD Vance’s doodles from his HS notebook. Here is the most disturbing doodle:
- Replying to @James32980438It’s been 3 hours and it still hasn’t changed
- Replying to @SharkurricaneIf this is how good your first viral tweet feels I can’t imagine how much better heroin feels
- Replying to @alygat0r7Why would urinating help a cylinder stuck in a robot hand
- BREAKING: “America has fallen in love with man who stayed in Waffle House for 24 hours” *12 hours later* BREAKING: “America is calling Waffle House guy a b***h for only eating 9 waffles in 15 hours”
- Thomas: “I think if Jesus conquered death I would’ve heard about it!”
- Replying to @Ogiel23Also uncomfortable using that temperature on what’s inside the cylinder
