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Shane Cashman

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Shane Cashman

@ShaneCashman

Author of GOOD VILLAINS (Sept 2026) PRE-ORDER NOW 👇

United States

tinyurl.com/GOOD-VILLAINS

Born April 6

Joined February 2009

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Shane Cashman
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Apr 6
It’s my 41st birthday, and I’d like to announce my new book: GOOD VILLAINS Available everywhere September 1, 2026 I’d like to thank Skyhorse Publishing for giving this book a home. Description: Good Villains is an odyssey into the minds of America’s most polarizing
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Shane Cashman
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Jun 26, 2025
I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.
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Shane Cashman
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Jan 31, 2025
I got pulled over by the cops on the way to Applebees with Sam Tripoli. Officer: Where are you guys coming from? Tripoli: We just did a show. We’re comics. Officer: Say something funny. Tripoli: Joe Biden was a good president.
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Shane Cashman
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Jul 7, 2025
JFK killed himself.
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Shane Cashman
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Jan 16, 2025
Bill Burr went from saying Hillary Clinton wears goat heads while fornicating at Bilderberg meetings to regurgitating Gavin Newsom talking points. Wildest Hollywood transition since Bruce became Caitlyn.
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Shane Cashman
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Oct 7, 2025
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Shane Cashman
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Oct 23, 2025
Candace and I had a disagreement a few years ago. We got on the phone and said our piece. She listened, we laughed, and she was respectful. She didn’t change my mind, and I don’t think I changed hers. But she earned my respect for reaching out and wanting to speak like human
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Shane Cashman
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Jun 18, 2025
Ted Cruz was the first American casualty of this war.
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Shane Cashman
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Feb 20, 2025
God’s humor is someone named Krystal Ball having zero foresight.
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Shane Cashman
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Aug 4, 2025
If your state boycotts Israel, we will bomb you.
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Shane Cashman
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Jul 20, 2025
CBS should give the Late Show to Tim Dillon
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Shane Cashman
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Jul 9, 2025
Dave Portnoy is a good judge of pizza because he’s obsessed with ovens.
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Shane Cashman
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Feb 27, 2025
Did not expect the Epstein files to be turned into one of Willy Wonka’s golden tickets.
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Shane Cashman
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Sep 19, 2025
Turns out WW3 is Candace vs France, Israel, and the FBI
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