Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.
Sarah Aaron
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Sarah Aaron
@ShaeAaron
the mainstream media is lying
Joined July 2013
- How do men find things when they live alone?
- Sorry, can’t. I’m in an isolationship.
- How single am I? I just took a jar of spaghetti sauce to 7-11 to see if the cashier could open it for me.
- How do men find things when they live alone?
- I spend my entire day looking for the opportunity to take a nap.
- Not enough credit is given to the friends who show up out of the blue, spend the day laughing with you, and then disappear for another 6 months.
- My personal style can best be described as hoping I don’t run into anyone I know.
- Replying to @DecodingFoxNewsTell me you have no idea what you’re talking about without telling me you have no idea what you’re talking about.
- Replying to @HouseDemocratsWe all voted for President Trump, recognizing that Elon, RFK Jr., Tulsi, Tom, and Kash came with the deal.
- My sexual preference is to have sex.
- I wanted to be healthy and buy organic vegetables, but all they have at this krispy kreme are donuts.
- Replying to @AndyOstroyHello. We’re 37 TRILLION dollars in debt, carrying a 2 TRILLION dollar deficit, and 9 TRILLION dollars have to be refinanced in 2025 thanks to 12 of the last 16 yrs being controlled by democrats and Biden’s insane government spending. Trump can only stop the great depression if
- How do people have casual sex without falling in love?