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@SexbeanPernicus
the darling of your cool new life
inventor of the korean bob marley mutton sausage
inventor of AutoSex
inventor of various appliances to improve your life
- this raven will grow up and be talking to other ravens like what do u mean ur parents werent huge as fuck and had hands?
- gonna be so funny when in 2115 a bunch of people walk out of the theatre like "that was mid"Robert Rodriguez’ ‘100 YEARS’ releases in around 92 years. The movie releases in theaters on November 18, 2115. Are you excited? 💥
- i wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet
- One time in HS I was playing volleyball and I was generally useless, so when I hit a spike and got a point and the guy next to me turned to me and said "the unseen blade is the deadliest"
- how is it that babies are born with the innate knowledge of how to crash a car? it can't be evolutionary because cars are too recent. yet without fail, all newborn babies I put at the wheel successfully crash the vehicle in seconds
- She died this morning. She was very old. Rest in peace wonderful creatureStanky leg
- ohhh i just realised you can change your facial expression. i was just doing the one
- Fog?? Are u scared of getting lost or somethingwomen: “I feel so unsafe walking home alone at night.” average male experience walking back home:
- YOU: [stabs one of my organs] ME: Vestigial. Didn't need it YOU: [stabs another organ] ME: Redundant. I have four of those. YOU:[visibly frustrated, stabbing another organ] ME: [one side of my face suddenly drooping] I'm fime. Westidial. Didm't use it
- Went to a mead tasting the other day and had a sip of a 23 year old mead. Said "wow, same age as me." The old guy who ran it looked flabbergasted and said "that's crazy" and looked into the distance for a second. I realised he was probably the guy that bottled it 23 years ago.
- [Guest lecturing at Harvard] Me: Mars bar is a girl... Snickers is a boy. Twix is one of each Student: what about m&ms? Me: (visibly erect) it depends on the colour.
- These guys should not be in zoos. Some animals sure but definitely not these guys. If they're gonna be in zoos they should get uniforms and get to walk around at least.This is such a crazy display of nonhuman intelligence/communication "Orangutan asks visitor to share gummy snacks"
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