0:30....nigga WHAT?!
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Capri-seun 🐐
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Capri-seun 🐐
@Seunography
- Nah British people are hilarious, why is this actually a thing 🤣Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits being handed around the room and acted surprised when you got offered one?
- Being alive in LondonOk, what is an expensive "hobby" of yours?
- "BTEC is nothing compared to A-levels" But when your A-level grades don't bang and BTEC Barry has a uni place you feel like a mug init?
- I lipsed a babe that was 6’1 once and she put her hands up on the wall behind me. I’ve never felt so emasculated in my life
- Imagine you're arguing with a ticket inspector and a fed with a strap turns up saying "is everything okay here guys?" I would cry real tearsFrom today, you may see our specialist firearms officers on trains across the network. ow.ly/zSTA30c2d4I
- No way is Faye’s talent abuse. You can’t make this shit up 😭
- “Wagwarn babes you alright 😏” and 20k deposit both leading to the same outcomes is why the game is the game 🤣
- Have to show respect for the national anthem at all times 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
00:00 - Replying to @SeunographyIt’s the “ooo go on then” that kills me the most. These times you know exactly which biscuit you want and you’ve been plotting it on for the past minute 😂
- I swear it’s almost reduced me to tears several times. Why am I arriving to the date sweating because I got lost? At my big age 😭Why does Canary Wharf confuse google maps so much
- Man had the audacity to simply say “I talk too much” then pull that out of the locker? He can fuck right off
