Taking an adderall so I can text my friends back
Will Sennett
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@CloserLookPod the warrior in the garden. proverbs twenty one thirty one the horse is made ready for the day of battle
- (Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth Me: I’m da king of da highway
- you want me to get in a car. The thing that killed Princess diana
- girls were invented by an ad agency to get us to buy bed frames
- drinking 7 twisted teas and asking my high school chemistry teacher out via Facebook messenger
- There should be a restaurant where they kill you
- I have a 200mg ibuprofen in my back right molar that I can bite into in case I’m ever in a situation where my head starts to hurt a little bit
- When My vape died at the bar last night I tried to grab a poIice officers gun
- 14 year old girl who said Y’all in a tiktok: I am so sorry Guy who was “Blackface Johnny” for Halloween in 2012: Does she really think that we’re just going to let this go
- looking at all my clothes. what the hell is this crap
- {from 2 urinals down} you have a great body man
- {breaking up 25 second awkward silence on first date} World War 1 was insane





