‘Must I take out hairpiece small small ?' Me at the salon.😭
The South African tendency to speak someone in their accent ??? 😭
selokela
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- SA can copy most American reality shows except security related shows like Border Security.
- My boss decided to have a chat with me,joke a bit and I got too comfortable and open his lunchbox.😭
- Can I maybe get a skateboard,so that I can move fast fast ?😭
- I threw tantrums ,took my car keys and drove off .Thinking he will follow me like in the movies ,ge ke bolela so ke tsena Polokwane .💔
- Moms to girls are taking pictures and it’s so cute ,then there’s us .My boy refused and said a se yena bari .😒
- My first born asked for money urgently on Friday .I gave him my last money ,kganthe man is taking his girlfriend out .His watsup status hurts me ,they were having sea food .😩
- My first born was writing his supplementary exam today (on line ),so I decided to buy him a bottle of wine .I never saw him drinking but his best friend told me that he loves wine .Eei nigga is sitting on the couch sipping and smiling .🤣🥺
- Ladies your eyelashes glue reaction.Let’s go …. I sat at Galitos for 2 hours ,couldn’t see properly and one guy said ‘Suster why nkare di further duster dia go cowarda ??😭
- I found my son praying for his friend .The friend stutters and he is bullied at school .💔 I then joined him and nigga started praying in ‘tongues ‘,eeei I think I heard‘Rikhashaaa boo lighting ‘😅🙌
- So it never crossed your mind that such questions can help him arrange a perfect date for you ? 🤷🏽♀️
- ‘My husband wanted to take them to Curro and I refused’. Colleagues 🙄💀
- Stand up comedians got to stop this nonsense of making fun of their audience.People pay their hard earned money to come support you, and all you do is to make them uncomfortable. Work on your material !!
- Y’all speak weird English ge le bona bo foreign hairdressers.’Must I take out hairpiece small ,small ‘Ke dilo mang ?😭
