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@ScreaminWheat
pants on fire existence, we are all on the bbq bus
Kansas City ➡️ Madison, WI
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    @ScreaminWheat
    Mar 5, 2016
    America is like the restaurant in Mulholland Drive- we got a real trash-monster problem in the back
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    @ScreaminWheat
    Jan 25, 2020
    break the ninternet
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    @ScreaminWheat
    Jul 24, 2016
    The moral of the 2016 election: You can tweet *literally anything* but NEVER e-mail anyone ever.
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    Mar 19, 2024
    yall keep posting the wrong Black Dynamite clip. “But I sell drugs to the community”s got nothing on the diner scene “and 785 is the area code of Topeka Kansas!” #codekansas
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    Apr 5, 2023
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    rlly said
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    Dec 20, 2021
    Replying to @DaQuikNes
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    Aug 7, 2024
    Replying to @airbagged
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    @ScreaminWheat
    Mar 19, 2024
    yall keep posting the wrong Black Dynamite clip. “But I sell drugs to the community”s got nothing on the diner scene “and 785 is the area code of Topeka Kansas!” #codekansas
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    Jun 17, 2023
    Replying to @MNateShyamalan
    fixed
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    Aug 25, 2021
    Replying to @javrawr
    next day at work like
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    May 26, 2023
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    grill-pilled by butt-rock
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    May 19, 2021
    Replying to @brian2grimey
    he’s innocent
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    Aug 4, 2023
    Replying to @DixPeyton
    why’s it kinda giving harry styles flying karl havoc stunt double
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    Apr 7, 2020
    Bruce Wayne: i witnessed the murder of both my parents in Crime Alley Alfred: really more of a twitchel or a snicket, innit?
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    @ScreaminWheat
    Jun 28, 2022
    Replying to @anon787532
    a real BK Kids Cask of Amontillado