BoobsRadley
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Mom~UF Alum π§‘ππ~fast driver.
- Replying to @ASOIAFQuotesGOTNo you watched an entire season trailer for Season 3. Ridiculous.
- I was married for ten years and felt lonelier than I do as a single person today. Alone isnβt a bad thing. Iβd choose it over being with the wrong person every single time.
- Boobs??? Am I right???Would you prefer a redhead or brunette?
- Welcome to Twitter. An unhappily married person will be assigned to you shortly.
- Can't. Busy carrying around these spectacular tits. Fuck off.
- Listen I donβt wanna be bent over a balcony. Iβm in my forties and my right hip hurts and my left knee hyperextends and my shoulders are constantly knotted so please for the love of Christ find us a bed.
- Thought we were twin flames but turns out we were two halves of a whole idiot.
- Iβve counted like 7 people in the last 10 mins tweeting Iβm drunk. Is anyone sober? Do we have a sober one in the crowd? Anyone?
- At the end of the day, I still have pretty tiddies.
- πππ







