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Scott Seiss
@ScottSeiss
Comedian. Angry Retail Guy. Tom in Cocaine Bear. Reps: WME, Mainstay Entertainment. Tour Dates/Tickets/Merch 👇 NEW 2023 Dates Added
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    Scott Seiss
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    Jun 30, 2021
    Part 3 of all of them
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    Scott Seiss
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    Nov 15, 2022
    “When I was your age, I already owned a house”
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    Scott Seiss
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    Aug 27, 2022
    “quiet quitting”
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    Scott Seiss
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    Apr 20, 2021
    Part 1 of all of them
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    Scott Seiss
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    Feb 23, 2023
    “Here’s what you need to know before you see Cocaine Bear”
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    Scott Seiss
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    Jul 27, 2023
    “Let’s replace all of our employees with A.I.”
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    Scott Seiss
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    May 13, 2021
    “I’m not gonna get the vaccine”
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    Scott Seiss
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    Jun 9, 2022
    “I’m raising your rent next year”
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    Scott Seiss
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    Feb 9, 2023
    I’m still here! And it’s all good, I wasn’t fired, we parted ways amicably years ago
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    Scott Seiss
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    May 5, 2022
    When colleges ask for an alumni donation
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    Scott Seiss
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    May 24, 2024
    “Why aren’t people having kids anymore?”
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    Scott Seiss
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    Apr 20, 2021
    Part 2 of all of them
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    Scott Seiss
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    Sep 2, 2024
    Happy Labor Day! “If we raise the minimum wage, then prices will go up.”
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    Scott Seiss
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    Oct 9, 2024
    “4 day work week”
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