Why are the "alpha farters" not that particularly good at farting?
We get it bro, you need to pass gas, but it's weak and nothing worth posting about.
Change your diet and come back 😎
Mozfart 🎶🍃
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Mozfart 🎶🍃
@ScotGassy
PhD in Performing Farts | No minors 🚫 |
Albuquerque, NM
Joined April 2023
- Replying to @imdylanharrison"omg just play with action men" "Omg can't you just wear boys clothes" "Omg can't you be into sports like REAL boys" People should mind their own business
- *STINK WHALE* 🐋 Wanted to experiment with water and sound, surprised I never shit myself 😂 What do you think I should do next? *btw, this is part 2...Part 1 is even GREATER. If you want it(for FREE) give this video a retweet 🤪💨
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- Does anyone else get the fear when a friend who doesn't know about your fetish wants to use your phone to search something because their phone has ran out of battery 😶🌫️😂
- Added to the monthly wank bank...As usual 🪙👀
- Tomorrow is such a massive occasion, as it will be my first EVER meet-up that involves farts...At the ripe young age of 30 😉😂 What makes it even better is he's such a cutie with a belter(Scottish slang)of a personality ☺️
- Perfection 😍 (Also sorry I've not posted in a few days. Will post again asap)
- Always gotta retweet one of my favourites 💚
- Well after my first meet. I would say that was a success. Wish I was my gas smelt a bit more but we can't have it all 🤣
- Let's see how my cheeks sound after this homemade Mac and cheese 🧀 😋
- Miss being this shape tbh 😕 check that cake as well, that certainly didn't lose anything 🤣
