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Schrodinger’s Oil Trades
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Schrodinger’s Oil Trades
@SchrodingersAlt
My trades exist in a state of superposition of both losses and profits. It's only when I put them on twitter that they all become winners Trade phys gasoline
Single Point, Wave Everywhere
Joined September 2021
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    Schrodinger’s Oil Trades
    @SchrodingersAlt
    Feb 23, 2022
    Sometimes you call nearly $100/bbl price moves to both the downside and then the upside.
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    Schrodinger’s Oil Trades
    @SchrodingersAlt
    Jul 13, 2024
    Anyone remember how the election turned out after they tried to assassinate Reagan?
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    Schrodinger’s Oil Trades
    @SchrodingersAlt
    Apr 26, 2025
    Replying to @JoshRainerGold and @MorlockP
    Even more stupid is that the writers believe Australia, France, and the UK have “freedom” when those countries will throw you in jail for a sharing meme on this website.
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    Schrodinger’s Oil Trades
    @SchrodingersAlt
    Jun 18, 2025
    One of the worst things about living well within your means is having to deal with the over-leveraged peasants in your neighborhood.
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    Schrodinger’s Oil Trades
    @SchrodingersAlt
    Jul 14, 2024
    Replying to @KeithOlbermann
    Is this you inciting the murder of @realDonaldTrump just 12 days ago? *screenshot for when you delete it x.com/KeithOlbermann…
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    Keith Olbermann
    @KeithOlbermann
    Jul 1, 2024
    WHAT THE HELL, LET'S FIND OUT
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    Schrodinger’s Oil Trades
    @SchrodingersAlt
    Jul 14, 2024
    Replying to @EVCurveFuturist
    Roosevelt was actually running as a 3rd party ticket in 1912 so he lost. But actually had really impressive results winning multiple States.
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    Schrodinger’s Oil Trades
    @SchrodingersAlt
    Jul 14, 2024
    Replying to @marcmakingsense
    Gotta be hit by a bullet for the voters to care…
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    Schrodinger’s Oil Trades
    @SchrodingersAlt
    Dec 2, 2023
    This is how you get hyperinflation.
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    Ursula von der Leyen
    @vonderleyen
    Dec 2, 2023
    In climate finance, we have to move from billions to trillions. To get there, we need new sources of revenues. New levies, green bonds and of course - carbon pricing. And we need, more than ever, strong partnerships, like with Global Gateway.
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    Schrodinger’s Oil Trades
    @SchrodingersAlt
    Jul 14, 2024
    Replying to @SchrodingersAlt
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    Schrodinger’s Oil Trades
    @SchrodingersAlt
    Jul 14, 2024
    Betting odds for Trump to win the Presidency increased 7% after the assassination attempt.
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    Schrodinger’s Oil Trades
    @SchrodingersAlt
    Aug 6, 2023
    Remember that this fcking d-bag argued for mandatory forced vaccination, vaccine passports with restricted interstate (not international) travel, and wanted to fire nurses that didn’t get vaccinated.
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    Schrodinger’s Oil Trades
    @SchrodingersAlt
    Jun 18, 2025
    Shooters shoot. #oott @khamenei_ir
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    Schrodinger’s Oil Trades
    @SchrodingersAlt
    Jun 19, 2025
    Replying to @GunloverClub1
    Fucking retard has his finger on the trigger with the barrel pointed directly at the stall beside him. Idiots like this are why I hate most gun ranges.
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    Schrodinger’s Oil Trades
    @SchrodingersAlt
    Nov 3, 2022
    Replying to @AOC and @elonmusk
    Hey @FEC, Could you please open an investigation into @AOC’s illegal diversion of campaign finances as shown in her tweet above?
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    Schrodinger’s Oil Trades
    @SchrodingersAlt
    Jul 15, 2023
    When the green energy Malthusians have Freudian slips… @DoombergT
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    Wall Street Mav
    @WallStreetMav
    Jul 14, 2023
    Kamala Harris wants to “invest in reduced population” 😳 🔊
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    RNC Research
    Team Trump (Text TRUMP to 88022)
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    RNC Research
    Team Trump (Text TRUMP to 88022)
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