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Uhhhh… no idea what’s brought this on, but I’ve just been told that I’m currently the No.1 bestselling audiobook on Audible UK. Thanks to whoever the hell is suddenly buying it.
Dan Schreiber
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Dan Schreiber
@Schreiberland
Host of No Such Thing As A Fish; Co-creator of BBC's Museum of Curiosity. QI Elf. Author of The Theory of Everything Else.
- Interesting bedtime chat with my 3 year old tonight: “daddy, I had a family a long time ago & my mummy was called Sochi & I was called Anke but then I died & now I’m with your family,” Anyway, if anyone needs me, I’ll be up cleaning the pants I just shat for the rest of the night
- WARNING: Do not use that Faceapp age filter thing on your 22-month-old baby
- Probably only got a few more years before my son Wilf finds everything I do mortifyingly embarrassing. Until then...
00:00 - My son is two-years-old today. We took him to a bookshop and told him he could pick a book for his birthday. There were Paw Patrol colouring books, Disney books, Peppa Pig books... all the things he loves. This is what he chose.
- My son Wilf (6) says I can only have this drawing if I make it famous. He says 100 likes will do it. Help please, I really want it.
- My wife and I have just made a very important and exciting lockdown decision. Tonight, we are going to get absolutely shitfaced.
- Nine years ago today, we put the pilot ep of a podcast online for our bosses to hear because they didn’t yet know how to use WeTransfer. A few people found it & said 'look forward to next week’s ep'. CUT TO: 468 eps, 4 tours, 3 books, a BBC2 TV series & 1 vinyl record later...
- Man I hate it when ghostwriters break their NDAs by piping up and revealing it was actually them who wrote the book. My lawyers will be in touch @rhysiedarby
00:00 - Note to self: in future remember to wear your glasses when deciding to make peanut butter on toast at 3:30am.
- Thing I’m most looking forward to in 2020... meeting this little guy
