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Schmoz
@Schmozy
Some furry dork. 46. Married. No RP. No Minors.
Hagerstown, MD, USA
Joined February 2014
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    "You Are Safe With Me" or "How To Piss Off The MAGA Cult By Reminding Them They're Not The Only Ones That Can Exercise Their 2nd Amendment Rights" Also I'm a person of color, named Mohamed. Glock 17, 34 Rounds, 12 Yards.
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    Time wears us all down.
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    I love my family and I'm always there for them anytime they need me... *eye twitch* Art by @skdaffle
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    Replying to @Enro_the_Mutt
    WELL, I WENT AND DID IT. ENJOY. Reality is that I'm a heavyset brown fella. Art by the amazing @skdaffle
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    Hot take: The loudness of a vehicle's engine and/or exhaust is directly proportional to the driver's level of douchebaggery.
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    Watching all these furries lined up and ordering from Chik-Fil-A. Like, wtf y’all??? You do realize they’re taking your money and giving it to anti-gay and anti-trans organizations!!!
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    HAHA! TIME TO PISS A LOT OF PEOPLE OFF. If you unfollow me because of this, good riddance.
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    By the way, Brent considers white supremacy to be a political view. Do you still want to be like Brent?
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    Replying to @anthrocon
    Asking cops to play nice with a bunch of queer folk. Right.
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    YOU SEE? YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS? (art by my wonderful friend ReynGoldfur.... just plug the name into whatever non-twitter social media site you frequent and you'll find him)
    Hey Twitter, your balloons are borked. They're all congregating around my FACE!
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    Caution! Y'all about to ride the highway to the DANGER ZONE.
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    Recently, I joined a coyote-centric chat group on Telegram. It was full of alt-right, trump loving, gun toting bigots that liberally used the r-word, racial and sexual slurs, and terms like "welfare leech". AND mocking mental illnesses. I don't want to be a coyote anymore.
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    Can't believe I've been married to this dork @Bengaley for 5 years now! (art by @clairebearart)
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    Got these AMAZING acrylic badges from @silvixenart !! Thank you so much, Kita! They SPARKLE (difficult to see in photo, they look like white specks)