Joe Gabriel Simonson
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
@SaysSimonson
Director of Public Affairs @FTC. Senior Policy Advisor @AFergusonFTC. Also an anti-fraud guy @WhiteHouse. Reposts, follows, and likes are not endorsements.
Washington, DC
Joined March 2013
Biden has seven grandchildren"I have five grandchildren. Every day we talk or we text,” Joe Biden says. “I’ve got family scattered around, like I suspect everybody does."- did everyone's house just smell all the timeIndoor smoking is one of the biggest things that has been memory holed. Before a certain date, it was totally normal and did NOT have any type of low class implications. Some non-smokers would put out ashtrays for guests.
- This is the first Mr beast video I’ve ever watched and it’s completely schizophrenic. Every zoomer’s brain is fried. Could only make it like three minutes. This is a look inside an Adderall addict’s brainTrain Vs Giant Pit! Curious to see if we can replicate the results we got on our last video!
00:00 - The biden stuff looks bad guys
- For context about all the FEMA stuff, I saw Alejandro Mayorkas this afternoon at Sid Mashburn, which is the second time I’ve seen him there on a Saturday afternoon in about a month. So, suffice to say, the guy isn’t working around the clock
- Wife of Boston Marathon hero said Biden touched her in 'an inappropriate and uncomfortable way' washex.am/36omX9U
- You can tweet out the Steele dossier but not that New York post story? Why?
- Bezos launching himself into space on an experimental rocket is a big divorced guy move
- I’m not kidding when I say if trump had a dog that was biting people, CNN would be interviewing several psychologists on how there are no bad dogs, just bad owners. The New York Times would run a story with quotes by the humane societyNEW: Major Biden involved in another biting incident at the White House cnn.com/2021/03/30/pol…
- I like the Twitter Dems’ position on this. They’re basically opposed to border security as a concept, but they like Harris superficially pivoting to the right on the issue so she can, what? Lie to voters and say she’s actually tough on the border? Because voters are dumb?Trump: "She'll never go to the border!" Harris: "Bet"
- “I’m not a Democrat, I’m a journalist” is genuinely one of the funniest things ever said on cable news. That is legendary“With all due respect, I’ve run more campaigns than you!” CNN’s @ScottJenningsKY clashes with Washington Post columnist in tense exchange
00:00 - most importantly will the Taliban join the Paris climate agreement?
