BREAKING: The Boston Red Sox have acquired starting pitcher Nick Pivetta from the Boston Red Sox for relief pitcher Nick Pivetta.
Sawx South
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Sawx South
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Generally optimistic Red Sox lifer. High school baseball coach. Connecticut Yankee in the Lowcountry. My name is Bill.
- Triston Casas: "Boston's been treating me good. Saw a tree today. Love the vibe here." ESPN Booth: "Sounds great... So, walk us through your mother's premature death."
- Next, let Papi walk around the stands. "Hey... You live in Texas? You own a horse? Nice. You can't own a horse in the Bronx. Yankees stink."
- James Paxton — who some Sox fans accused of stealing the team's money last year — and Jarren Duran — who some Sox fans wanted to kill last year — are leading the way tonight. Actually, they've been doing it a lot lately. If Casas hits a bomb, the same fans are gonna riot.
- "What's (Roman Anthony) done so far?" -- A guy with four chins immediately criticizing the Roman Anthony extension It's hard to express how much I hate the Sports Hub. I feel for you, @tylermilliken_. I don't know how you do it.
- Alex Verdugo: "The cool thing about coming over to the Yankees is that they encourage me to be myself." Yankees: "Hey, Alex... You gotta shave. And you can wear one necklace."
- BREAKING: Red Sox fans are in heavy talks with each other about the heavy talks the Red Sox may or may not be having.
- 2018 Boston Red Sox world champions Mitch Moreland, Brock Holt, Eduardo Nuñez, Steve Pearce, Ian Kinsler, Brandon Workman, Bobby Poyner, Robby Scott, Steven Wright, Brian Johnson, and Rick Porcello are not currently playing professional baseball.
- Working Theory: If the Dodgers are willing to move on from a pitcher, don’t acquire that pitcher.
- So, in closing, Rafael Devers was willing to play anywhere the Giants needed him to unless it meant actually playing anywhere the Giants needed him to. Because he was disrespected by the Red Sox. Or whatever. Best wishes, Raffy. It's too bad you're gonna miss out on the fun
- Trevor Story hurt himself going all out trying to make a play to help his team win. I guarantee he's 1,000,000x more frustrated than we are. No curse. No character flaw. He isn't soft. It wasn't a dumb play. He's a gamer. Period. #prayersup
- Replying to @BleacherReport and @SeahawksDude got a Skittle too close.
- Death. Taxes. Red Sox fans blaming the bullpen when the offense doesn't score.
- Replying to @FitzyMoPenaBOB COSTAS: "Gimenez with a great year at second base this year. Which reminds me, Jeff Kent is in the crowd tonight... Kent, a great second baseman who had nothing to do with the tragedy at Kent State in 1970." RON DARLING: "Higashioka fouls one off."