PinnedSam “Splits” Williams@SavvySam73Aug 5, 2025Hi Peyton! My name is Sam and I’m 100% committed to you bouncing on my weiner. #beatme323232326.9K6.9K536K536K
Sam “Splits” Williams@SavvySam73May 5, 2025Please beat me with a hammer. #rocket2020442.2K2.2K102K102K
Sam “Splits” Williams@SavvySam73May 6, 2025Replying to @Don_the_doormanDon, Perhaps an extended shower as well? Gleefully, SW64643.6K3.6K
Sam “Splits” Williams@SavvySam73May 5, 2025Replying to @scottieflemmsPTR, Unfortunately, yes. Shooters shoot-remember that. Best, Splits19192.4K2.4K
Sam “Splits” Williams@SavvySam73Jul 18, 2025Turned to the closer at the movies last night. #expand221717981981
Sam “Splits” Williams@SavvySam73May 9, 2025And a huge thank you to Katie Feeney for the tent I just pitched in my pants. #would11191911K11K
Sam “Splits” Williams@SavvySam73Jul 27, 2025I want my ex girlfriend to believe in me the way Penn State believes in James Franklin. #tenandtwo331111709709
Sam “Splits” Williams@SavvySam73May 1, 2025“B-b-but shower beers aren’t efficient!” cries the woke left. #figureitout11111212685685
Sam “Splits” Williams@SavvySam73Mar 27, 2025I think tweas for this chubster is far too many calories. Let’s try some low Calorie seltzers next time to #shrink your weight.221212513513