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Hi Peyton! My name is Sam and I’m 100% committed to you bouncing on my weiner. #beatme
Sam “Splits” Williams
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Sam “Splits” Williams
@SavvySam73
Sig pi Pledgemaster ‘09 | Dave Ramsey Enjoyer | BlueChew Fanatic | Rockies Ball Boy ‘97 | Former K user | Hook ‘Em! |
Austin, TX
Joined January 2025
- Replying to @Don_the_doormanDon, Perhaps an extended shower as well? Gleefully, SW
- Replying to @scottieflemmsPTR, Unfortunately, yes. Shooters shoot-remember that. Best, Splits
- Turned to the closer at the movies last night. #expand
- And a huge thank you to Katie Feeney for the tent I just pitched in my pants. #would
- I want my ex girlfriend to believe in me the way Penn State believes in James Franklin. #tenandtwo
- “B-b-but shower beers aren’t efficient!” cries the woke left. #figureitout
- I think tweas for this chubster is far too many calories. Let’s try some low Calorie seltzers next time to #shrink your weight.
