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Liquid Gold
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Aggie class of ‘83 | 25 year roughneck vet | SPE President 2000-2004 | Own and operate 12,000 BOPD
Permian Basin
Joined September 2022
- Little gift to myself for accomplishing a lot during my internship (hit 8500 trophies in Clash Royale)
- Met, fell in love with, then fumbled a Zeta in exactly 7 days.
00:00 - Been 50 years since those 29 patriots tragically passed in the big lake they called Gitche Gumee… tonight I will have 1 beer for each of them.
- Yeah I have a valentine, she goes to another school. Yes she’s real.
- Dumb bitch invited me to her date party tonight, then texted me this morning saying she wasn’t going. My friend just saw her there. Fuck Zeta.Met, fell in love with, then fumbled a Zeta in exactly 7 days.
00:00 - Replying to @MaroonKoolAid_Complaining about a 20 minute walk? Sounds like she could use it to lose a few! Good job standing your ground Mr. Applebottom!
- White sorority chick just stared at Dirk and said “oh my gosh that guy is so tall”
- “Yeah bro let’s ride in the back of the Cybertruck! Would be so Elon!”
- Officially game day. Fuck Auburn, Mario Craver is going to get Hugh Freeze fired on his own birthday. Cam Coleman a bitch too












