Is there a name for the time between 4am-7am where you wake up for a wee, then start thinking about how you don’t like it when Tom Hiddleston dances and then you end up worrying about the end of democracy and that no one likes you and then you doze for 30min? What’s that called?
This ‘hatred’ Piers Morgan and Jeremy Clarkson claim to feel for Meghan Markle- while lying awake at night imaging her naked- is overt sexual obsession. It’s staggering that this is being played out publicly.
No matter what your politics are, surely we all agree that watching anything on your phone in a public space without your headphones on is an act of wilful cuntery.
Um the lovely waiter at Wagamama said thank you and put his hand out so I held his hand and I said thank you, he was reaching for the menu wtf is wrong with me