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Elon Musk is now officially worth $405.6 billion, projected to become the world’s first trillionaire by 2027.
Sarah Kendall
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Sarah Kendall
@Sarah_Kendall
comedian, writer, AI-generated thirst trap
Joined April 2009
- Is there a name for the time between 4am-7am where you wake up for a wee, then start thinking about how you don’t like it when Tom Hiddleston dances and then you end up worrying about the end of democracy and that no one likes you and then you doze for 30min? What’s that called?
- They had to recast his role in Despicable Me because of all the rape allegations.Pray for our leaders.
00:00 - This ‘hatred’ Piers Morgan and Jeremy Clarkson claim to feel for Meghan Markle- while lying awake at night imaging her naked- is overt sexual obsession. It’s staggering that this is being played out publicly.
- This was on at like 4pmAustralian children’s television series ‘Round The Twist’.
00:00 - Mutter to myself “fucking typical”what would you do in this situation?
00:00 - Imagine being British and complaining about feeling colonised.Living in London I get homesick for England It’s not ours anymore. It’s not British.
- No matter what your politics are, surely we all agree that watching anything on your phone in a public space without your headphones on is an act of wilful cuntery.
- For people like me who have known of Andrew Tate for about 3 days, it really has been quite a ride. No notes.
- Why is it that I don’t follow Sophie Corcoran but I’m suddenly seeing all her tweets? Is that a new thing?
- Um the lovely waiter at Wagamama said thank you and put his hand out so I held his hand and I said thank you, he was reaching for the menu wtf is wrong with me
- Replying to @BrayKilmyThe allegations didn’t come up suddenly though. It’s been years.
