My first boyfriend gave a speech at my birthday party and said “here’s to many more birthdays together!” and broke up with me the next morning 😭
sweetesttaboo 🇵🇸
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- Girl fuck you
- Mind you, it’s only Tuesday.
- You’re not going to believe this…😭It’s always fucking Monday yoh 😭
- You see what I’m saying???It’s always fucking Monday yoh 😭
- Okay but can we talk about the withdrawals that come with no longer speaking to a person you spoke to every single day? 😭
- My friend went on a first date on Valentine’s and she is getting married this Friday. I LOVE THIS
- I’ve tasted employment. I’ve tasted unemployment. I recommend generational wealth.
- Oh to dress up and drink silly pretty overpriced cocktails with my sexy friends
- The weekend is not enough. I need the world to END.
- TikTok is such a great platform because I can learn to cook, be delulu, plan my wedding or find out I’ve been doing my makeup wrong. Such a versatile babe!
- When Zayn said “it’s a paradise, it’s a war zone”, he was talking about my twenties.
- I don’t even know what to say anymore.It’s always fucking Monday yoh 😭
- The sluttiest thing a man can be is intelligent 😭🫦