My boyfriend threw out the packaging for our turkey crown. The packaging with the cooking instructions on it. Because I am a generous and mature person I said “never mind, I should have said.” And HE SAID “yes you should have really”.
And that’s what happened your honour.
NEW: The organiser behind the Glasgow Willy Wonka experience which went viral across the globe has claimed his life had been 'ruined' by the event.
🗣️ 'I was devastated and I was sick to the pit of my tummy'
A woman has called in to LBC (I assume, I’m in a cab) to say she received her postal vote ballot and it didn’t mention Sunak or Starmer and was just for a local election. So basically she doesn’t understand how elections work.
Sarisha said if a male delivery driver pretends to be a woman on an app and then turns up at her door and isn't she would report them as it's a safety issue. And she is correct.
This makes her *checks sweaty biro note* a racist.