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SANKEI🇰🇪
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SANKEI🇰🇪
@SankeiSaitoti
Cow lover, Zebra admirer, passionate Kenyan.
Kenya
Joined July 2016
- The hate for Ruto has completely killed tribalism. 😂
- Ingekuwa wakamba ndio wanaperform after Butere, ungesikia nkila mutu anayua kitu ilimleta Nakulu.
- My boss is called Gachau, I sent him an email, and I mistakenly addressed him as Mr. Gachagua. He called me laughing and saying; Sema Wantam, I said Wantam. 😭🤣🤣
- I've had a mini heart attack, what do you mean 35K? I had to see your profile, Banange put your crane flag on!This banana bread. Only 35k. 0754348878 @Goldiescakes
- Hey @SafaricomPLC I've finally replaced my lost @AIRTEL_KE simcard, your 1GB worth 99 bob is 2GB at Airtel, stop texting me about your offers.
- We successfully occupied bunge, I am sorry you didn't live to witness. After your death, the finance bill was dropped, the opposition joined the government. They have impeached the DP and nominated KK. Happy Mashujaa Day Kogi.Replying to @Osama_otero
- Feminism in this book was demonic. Margaret Ogolla hated the boychild from the bottom of her heart, she even Made Vera break up with her boyfriend, to join Opus Dei! 😭😭one night in the smoky hut of Aketch.. a child was ....?
- KWS, kwangu sio conservancy 😬😬 kujieni hizi vitu zenu.
Iliendea wengine 4 and now I have 7 Zebras 😭 hapa, sina nyasi bwana. @KWSKenya itabidi mumewakujia ama mshale itembee. - Someone in Narok has decided to hire a huge public address, and is moving around town singing WAN-TAM, 😂😂 you want to me to believe it is state sponsored?
- Lakini ogopa serikali kwa scripts, when JKIA had blackouts and leaking roofs, everyone thought it was a genuine concern. Turns out they were justifying the Adani deal. Once the deal was canceled, the leaks and blackouts magically disappeared. 😂
What's a random tweet you remember and just start laughing?
