Sandford Police Commentary (@Sandford

Sandford Police Commentary

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Sandford Police Commentary

@Sandford_Police

England’s smallest Police Farce, committed to catching crinimals & a swan. Don’t report crime. Emergency? Yes📞999 | No📞101 (PARODY/SATIRE) #TheGreaterGood

Sandford, United Kingdom

Joined February 2017

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Sandford Police Commentary
@Sandford_Police
Oct 12, 2025
BREAKING NEWS Sandford Professional Standards Department have concluded that the Communications Officer responsible for the Sandford Police X account broke our codes of conduct regarding honesty and transparency with loved ones. They have now been permanently removed from
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Sandford Police Commentary
@Sandford_Police
Jan 3, 2025
We are just waiting for him to come to the UK
Anonymous
@YourAnonCentral
Jan 3, 2025
Arrest Elon Musk
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Sandford Police Commentary
@Sandford_Police
Aug 9, 2024
Officers are on the look out for this male. Wanted for ratio’ing the official gov.uk post, an offence under section 80.08.5 Malicious Communications Act If seen please tag us in any replies @Sandford_Police Not very dangerous, feel free to approach
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Sandford Police Commentary
@Sandford_Police
Jan 17, 2025
Not political. We just don’t like Elon
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Sandford Police Commentary
@Sandford_Police
Dec 31, 2022
Remember to recycle your pizza boxes It’s for the Greta good
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Sandford Police Commentary
@Sandford_Police
Jan 2, 2025
No
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Jan 2, 2025
Free Tommy Robinson! @TRobinsonNewEra
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Sandford Police Commentary
@Sandford_Police
Sep 2, 2024
Someone has been stealing the wheels of police cars We are working tirelessly to catch them
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Sandford Police Commentary
@Sandford_Police
Mar 14, 2025
We have received a number of calls from Tesla drivers after their vehicles started turning to the far right
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Sandford Police Commentary
@Sandford_Police
Nov 2, 2024
From all of us at @Sandford_Police we are sending our thoughts and prayers to the family and friends of @JaneyGodley
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Sandford Police Commentary
@Sandford_Police
Jan 4, 2025
Unfortunately our account got locked overnight People need to get a sense of humour
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Sandford Police Commentary
@Sandford_Police
Jul 25, 2024
We have investigated this incident and established no wrong doing on anyone’s part
JM
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JM
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Sandford Police Commentary
@Sandford_Police
Nov 26, 2024
Anyone liking or re-posting this tweet will be identified We cannot, and will not, tolerate this kind of behaviour
David Vance
@DavidVance
Nov 26, 2024
Who did this?
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Sandford Police Commentary
@Sandford_Police
Aug 3, 2024
Dear rioters & protesters Just because the police can’t do anything now, due to lack of numbers, risk to themselves & the public, don’t forget that thousands of police hours will go into identifying you and prosecuting you to the full extent of the law We will be coming to
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Sandford Police Commentary
@Sandford_Police
Apr 3, 2020
All humans must keep indoors. All humans will self isolate. By order of the daleks. #COVID19
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