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I PACKED MY ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH IN MY BACKPACK AND IT STARTED VIBRATING WHILE IN THE PLANE AND THE GUY NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “YOURE WILD FOR BRINGING THAT IN YOUR BAG” I PROMISE ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS IM NOT I FREAK PELASEEEEE
I took ASL in high school and one time there were 2 deaf students arguing with eachother and it got to the point where one of them just closed their eyes and the other was visibly red cause she couldn’t sign to her. Core memory really
One time I was watching a “swipe left or right in real life” dating show on YouTube and there was a really pretty girl on there that kept getting swiped left and I kept yelling “ILL TAKE YOU I VOLUNTEER” cause she was so pretty and no one was matching with her. A week later I go
*watching artist stream*
artist angrily says: CHAT! this is where i draw the line!
*artist proceeds to draw a line*
i hate when people are funnier than me damn it
> roommate calls me nerd for watching warhammer shorts on YouTube
> roommate pulls out a beyblade arena and asks to duel
> both visual confusion
> beats him at beyblade