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🤍 Sammy G 🤍
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🤍 Sammy G 🤍
@SammyTheOG
Voted #1 most Useless Fruity Kickable Lesbian
Seattle, WA / Richmond, VA
Joined March 2014
- TWITTER, WE ARE GETTING OLD 😤😢😥 2000 was 19 YEARS AGO 1995 was 24 YEARS AGO 1989 was 30 YEARS AGO 1985 was 34 YEARS AGO 1453 was 566 YEARS AGO THESE KIDS TODAY DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THE SIEGE OF CONSTANTINOPLE AND THE FALL OF THE BYZANTINE EMPIRE
- my previous job there was a dude who lived on a boat and would join meetings from the middle of random bodies of water and one time it got dead silent in the daily meeting and he did a cartoonishly racist speedy gonzales voice talking loving burritos and got fired on the spotWhen white men speak freely at work
- Isabelle, the all-consuming black hole is coming. Oh my god she has headphones on. She can't hear us. Oh my god
- I feel like jfk when his head did that thing
Last picture of this face before a group of tiny little gnomes bash me with big funny hammers until my facial tissues are a thin paste! 🥰💕 - It was immediate too. Im talking team-wide apology email from management and Stalinist purge within the span of the next hour. Couldn't reach him on slack and all that remained was the default profile picture
- Ayyyy! I don’t make-a da testosterone! I’m pissing 30 times a day over here! Mama Mia, my meatballs are shrinking!
- Last picture of this face before a group of tiny little gnomes bash me with big funny hammers until my facial tissues are a thin paste! 🥰💕
- Girls don’t even show the dyke bruises at the furry con even more
