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Sammy Mcfarlane
@SammyMcfarlane1
Father of 2 girls. Football fanatic. Casual clothes lover.
Greenock, Scotland
Joined May 2011
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    Replying to @themichaelowen and @EmmaRaducanu
    Congratulations Emma, here’s a picture of me winning the hotel darts 🎯 tournament in Mallorca in 2013.
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    Replying to @Karl_Downey and @fesshole
    He/she is a member of the gym.
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    Replying to @J19488148 and @fesshole
    Well it’s not the fucking dog.
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    Replying to @reallorraine and @dundeeunitedfc
    I don’t want St Mirren to win a corner never mind a trophy.
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    Steward who manhandled me out of the queue earlier and told me I wasn’t getting in to the ground, all because I had the audacity to say it was out of orders wee guys with tickets couldn’t get in. Supporters who have been going for years shouldn’t be treated this way @Morton_FC
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    Replying to @FootyScran and @wwfcofficial
    Serious question, why do people buy that shite?
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    Replying to @anon_opin
    I’m on it to get updates if anything goes wrong with my dodgy firestick.
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    Replying to @harbar44
    You fucked that joke right up.
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    Replying to @AlanSayers71 and @SeafarerMichael
    Because you knew some of the fans would boo a minutes applause for the Queen in the future?
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    Replying to @fesshole
    ….taking sex toys to the clothing bank.
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    Replying to @anon_opin
    95% of the time it’s a correct assumption. If the barman/maid is wrong, it’s not hard to swap the drinks over.
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    Replying to @fesshole
    Wonder if he pumped her?