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Samaritan Prime

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Samaritan Prime

@SamaritanPrime

Live not by lies. Never Again is now.

Trenches Of The Culture Wars

Joined March 2022

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Samaritan Prime
@SamaritanPrime
Jan 15, 2025
Well, now that she’s made it official, I need to say something. This woman is wrecking the state of Arkansas. There was some business about a lectern, but that is not what I am here to discuss. Feel free to look that up on your own, though; it’s probably a fun rabbit to chase.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
@SarahHuckabee
Jan 14, 2025
First ad to kick off my re-elect! Arkansas is ranked #1 for lowest cost of living, #1 for economic growth, and the #1 state Americans are moving to. We are not just moving in the right direction we are charging boldly ahead!
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Samaritan Prime
@SamaritanPrime
Apr 7, 2025
Replying to @IVMiles
Context: that’s Boris Yeltsin, and he poked his head into a random supermarket in America while on a visit. Dude could not compute that the shelves were full. Soviet Russia didn’t have that.
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Samaritan Prime
@SamaritanPrime
Jan 10, 2025
Replying to @NebsGoodTakes
Pretty solid Bruno Mars impersonation, but… well, Tom went and outdid Rihanna.
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Samaritan Prime
@SamaritanPrime
Jun 24, 2024
Replying to @JG4Justice
Imagine looking at a photo of a group of athletes that trained insanely hard and qualified for the OLYMPICS and thinking “how can I use this to complain about racism?”
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Samaritan Prime
@SamaritanPrime
Nov 18, 2024
Replying to @tarshit_r
The Spidey sense is supposed to work when Peter is in danger- and this scene is the best I’ve seen at showing just how it works. Man, NWH really was a masterpiece.
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Samaritan Prime
@SamaritanPrime
Jul 2, 2024
Replying to @MaceAhWindu
Vader doesn’t care; the second Thanos arrives that big purple grape is getting choked out from a mile away. Vader is a dude who made celestial beings bow down to him through sheer dint of will. The power to wield six shiny rocks is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
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Samaritan Prime
@SamaritanPrime
Apr 25, 2025
Replying to @beyoncegarden
Eugene cut it that short mainly because that’s where he grabbed it. Dude was actively dying and decided to literally cut Rapunzel free as he went. There was no time to be picky about how or where.
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Samaritan Prime
@SamaritanPrime
Jul 25, 2025
Replying to @JILexander
And George Lucas had a dude in pink shorts holding a boom mike to record audio during filming of Star Wars. What’s your point?
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Samaritan Prime
@SamaritanPrime
Nov 11, 2024
Replying to @irose_R2
Heck, we find out that the Fire Nation from ATLA is actually fairly chill in Book 3. The elites are gung-ho imperialists but the Fire Nation kids really do know how to party.
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Samaritan Prime
@SamaritanPrime
Apr 27, 2023
Replying to @DiscussingFilm
GIF
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Samaritan Prime
@SamaritanPrime
Apr 26, 2023
Replying to @EPM106
I get it. I’ve popped in every now and again to see how things are. Loki was awesome. Most everything else good to horrible.
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Samaritan Prime
@SamaritanPrime
Jun 25, 2025
Replying to @MunstaMasta
Everyone: “OMG why is Cap so racist towards mutants?” Me: “Why is Cap peeing in the ocean?”
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Samaritan Prime
@SamaritanPrime
Aug 7, 2024
Replying to @JenLRossman
Boys do not menstruate. Girls do- even if they think they are boys.
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Samaritan Prime
@SamaritanPrime
Jun 14, 2023
Replying to @ErnestoAkinBR and @sketching204
These Spider-Verse movies have been the most comic-booky movies ever in terms of the animation style & I have to tip my hat to that choice.
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