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If Twitter dies, let's all buy condos in the same complex, sit out on our patios, and scream our Tweets at each other.
🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹
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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹
@SamRC1987
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- I'm on WebMD. My funeral will be held Friday. Hope you all can make it.
- No woman has all 5: 1. Good girl. 2. Loves her mama. 3. Loves Jesus. 4. And America, too. 5. Crazy about Elvis.
- Remember when a village just had the one idiot?
- Replying to @LeBatardShow and @Stugotz790Heat Sampras over here.
- I'm eating 12 strawberries to cancel out the damage I did yesterday. Shut up. I don't care if it doesn't work that way. Let me believe in something.
- I'm going to pour myself a nice bowl of COUNT Chocula, listen to some COUNTing Crows, and handle some personal acCOUNTing. I hope you got my subtle, subliminal messaging.
- Replying to @StephenKingPut a bottle of sanitizer on top of that roll and I'd consider going over there.
- What's the best FICTIONAL band?
- Statistically speaking, somebody on this app has a body in their basement.
- Tonight would have been a Blockbuster night.
- "I totally could live in the 18th century." *Air conditioning turns on and I take a long sip from my Dunkin' iced coffee.* "Ok, maybe not."
- This is as productive as I'm going to be today. I'll take a shot for every "It's not even Thanksgiving yet!" I get.
