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Flandeg ๐Ÿฎ
@SailorFailures
I'm a lot. ๐Ÿ“› Landeg | ๐Ÿ’– @BagelHero | Art: @landegart | CURRENTLY @: ACNH, Dungeon Meshi, Initial D, Bravern | pfp by @tomzan_ | Use alt text NOW
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    Flandeg ๐Ÿฎ
    @SailorFailures
    Oct 31, 2025
    "Silver & Iron" (Part One) has launched! A hopeful werewolf and a surly vampire happen to cross paths, and their day gets much much much worse. 40+ page original comic, all free to read. Here's a preview!
    Rough graphic split in half. The top half reads "SILVER" while the other half reads "AND IRON". The top half is blue and features a bearded white man (Ashley Lovell) grinning with lighter grey eyes. The bottom half is crimson and features a sullen-looking dark-haired white man (Lake Bailey) looking off to the side.
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    Flandeg ๐Ÿฎ
    @SailorFailures
    Oct 27, 2025
    For anyone who still follows me here - I'm starting an original comic project "Silver & Iron"! A chance encounter between a vampire and a hopeful werewolf... Part one is 40+ pages and will be launching in just 3 days, and you will be able to read it in its entirety, for free ๐ŸŒ™
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    Flandeg ๐Ÿฎ
    @SailorFailures
    Dec 19, 2020
    my timline like
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    Flandeg ๐Ÿฎ
    @SailorFailures
    May 15, 2024
    Colour fanart comic featuring One Piece characters. In the top panel Buggy the Clown looms over Monkey D. Luffy, yelling "I'm gonna destroy that straw hat if it's the last thing I ever do!" Luffy grins and gets ready to fight, saying "Bring it on!" In the next panel Zoro and Mihawk are brandishing their swords and crackling with energy. Mihawk (impassively): "Do try and live up to the hype." Zoro (grinning demonically): "Just don't disappoint me!" As the two pairs' fights escalate in the distance, Sanji and Crocodile stand to watch them, before they both light a cigarette/cigar respectively, not saying anything yet.
    Crocodile smirks and blows out his smoke, saying "Don't take this personally, kid, but it seems my associates have decided we need to conduct a little business." Sanji smirks back and laughs, saying "Likewise. This isn't the first time our captain's dragged me into a fight I have nothing-" but Crocodile has stopped listening, staring off into the distance, seeming to recall something he has heard in the past. In the final panel the background illustrates his realisation, of the smug Denden Mushi snail-phone he spoke on with "Mister 3", his pet banana-diles which were brutally defeated, and the words "welcome to the shitty restaurant" in a sea of water. Sanji keeps blathering, oblivious, while Crocodile looms over him with an expression of pure shock, disbelief, and rage, his enormous hook hand poised and blocking out the sun ready to smash that little cook into smithereens.
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    Flandeg ๐Ÿฎ
    @SailorFailures
    May 4, 2024
    i want cross guild to fight the monster trio at some point bc it would be very funny. Buggy projecting his issues with Shanks onto Luffy, Zoro and Mihawk finally getting their showdown, and then Croc just bursts in on an unsuspecting Sanji like MR PRINCE. YOU MOTHERFUCKER
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    Flandeg ๐Ÿฎ
    @SailorFailures
    Oct 21, 2022
    Fanart of Roronoa Zoro from One Piece looking beat up and thriving. Blood is running down his brow from somewhere beyond his hairline, and also from his nose and potentially inside his mouth, as fresh blood is seeping through his grinning teeth and running down his chin. Some has dripped onto his shirt. He brandishes a sword at someone out of sight and says "Keep talking like that and you'll wind up getting your dick sucked."
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    Flandeg ๐Ÿฎ
    @SailorFailures
    Feb 14, 2023
    What do you do when you find out your future self is in a relationship with your bitter rivalโ€ฆ? I've been working on this #ZoSan comic on-off for almost a year and it so happens I finished it on Valentine's Day. I hope it brings you joy and romance! "20 Year Waltz" [R15] 40pg๐Ÿงต
    Colourful fanart framed like a book or comic cover featuring the characters Zoro and Sanji from the series One Piece. They are both depicted twice, at age 19 and again at age 40, using series creator Oda's concepts for their older designs. The 19-year-olds are standing in the front while their 40-year-old counterparts stand behind them. 40Zoro has his arm wrapped around 19Sanji and 40Sanji is resting his hands and chin on 19Zoro's head. The younger boys are flustered, trying to shake their older selves off, but the 19-year-olds' arms accidentally link as they do so. The 40-year-olds exchange knowing smirks over the top of their younger selves' heads, ignoring their protests. They stand against a dusty blue backdrop and the title "20 Year Waltz" written partially in ribbon.
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    Flandeg ๐Ÿฎ
    @SailorFailures
    Jul 11, 2023
    I hope some of you people complaining about how you can't get through your day without AO3, you read fics like you breathe air, how this is so hard for you personally etc etc are going to leave some actual comments on those fics when the site is back up
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    Flandeg ๐Ÿฎ
    @SailorFailures
    May 18, 2022
    ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿผ
    Scribbly black & white comic of Robin and Shipwright Franky from One Piece. Robin smiles alluringly at Franky, hand on his chest and says "Franky... let's make a baby."
    Franky gasps in surprise.
    Franky raises his sunglasses to reveal his eyes soft and watering, mouth wobbling as he says "I thought you'd never ask".
    The final panel cuts to Franky and Robin wearing welding shields as Franky assembles Sunny-kun, a mysterious, small anthropomorphic creature from One Piece Film Red designed to resemble the Thousand Sunny pirate ship.
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    Flandeg ๐Ÿฎ
    @SailorFailures
    Sep 17, 2023
    Usopp to himself in the mirror that morning: It's OK to ask questions. Nobody is gonna get mad or scream at you or say they wanna die, that's just your anxiety talking
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    Pirate King
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    Sep 14, 2023
    Epic Scene - One Piece #ONEPIECE1092 #ONEPIECE #ONEPIECE1093 #OnePieceLiveAction #OnePiece1092Spoilers
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    Flandeg ๐Ÿฎ
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    Jul 26, 2021
    Desire
    Fanart of Luffy and Sanji from One Piece. Sanji is holding a tray which contains two large, succulent burgers, one with a flag reading "Robin" and the other with a flag reading "Nami". He is looking elsewhere, distracted, while Luffy, standing a bit behind him, eyes the burgers with a thin mouth and wide eyes full of lust.
    A photo of the original meme being referenced/redrawn, in which a man with an extremely prominent chest roughly matching the silhouette of the burgers is standing and paying attention to something out of view, while some way behind him a woman stares openly at his chest with a quietly shocked and perhaps curious expression.
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    Flandeg ๐Ÿฎ
    @SailorFailures
    Oct 24, 2022
    Zoro & Sanji before Zoro got to see Sanji's fighting style
    Fanart of Roronoa Zoro from One Piece wearing his outfit from Arlong Park, a very early story arc. He is reaching for his white sword with a sneer. He taunts someone out of sight, "Oh yeah, asshole? You want a taste of this steel?"
    Sanji raises his leg, bent at the knee, and scowls back, saying, "You want a taste of these legs?"
    Zoro is stunned into silence at this response, almost forgetting his sword. His expression would best be described as "baffled but, nonetheless, intrigued".
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    Flandeg ๐Ÿฎ
    @SailorFailures
    Oct 14, 2024
    What the hell is their problem
    Shipping fanart of Zoro and Sanji from One Piece. Sanji has leapt into Zoro's arms, seemingly about to bowl him over, his legs locking around Zoro's hips. They are gripping each other as they kiss like they think the other person is going to disappear or something, their expressions desperate. One of Sanji's hands is grabbing Zoro's head and the other is around the back of his neck, pulling him closer, while Zoro's hands are both bunched in Sanji's shirt so tightly that it's coming untucked at the waist.
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    Flandeg ๐Ÿฎ
    @SailorFailures
    Apr 30, 2024
    The funniest part of this comic is all the people saying this EXACT thing happened to them. DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN WITH YOUR KEYS!!!
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    Flandeg ๐Ÿฎ
    @SailorFailures
    Nov 17, 2022
    the pitfalls of buying merch
    A scribbly comic featuring heavily simplified characters barely above stick figures. One wearing a T-shirt with a One Piece straw hat logo emerges from the right, talking to another figure looking at a box. The One Piece fan says "Wanna see my new Zoro keychain?" and gets told "Sure!". He reaches into his pocket, then has to check his other pockets, his smile dropping. In the last panel with a frown he realises "That dickhead lost my keys"
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    Flandeg ๐Ÿฎ
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    May 20, 2021
    pspspspspsps sanji's emotional vulnerability pspspspsp
    A very simply drawn black and white fancomic about One Piece. In the first panel, a young Sanji stands with Zeff at the Baratie's grand opening. Zeff watches Sanji welcome guests and hand out menus, and thinks to himself "So is this kid... mine, now, or...??" The next panel shows Zeff in great confusion, surrounded by question marks, thinking "I'm... Dad???" He attempts to reach out to put a hand on Sanji's arm, saying "Uh... good work, kiddo-" but is interrupted by Sanji yelling and flailing him away, dropping the menus and shouting "Hey WOAH what the [censored] do you think you're doing, old fart!?"
    Zeff stands and passively watches Sanji. Sanji is not in the panel, but the panel is filled with Sanji ranting about how he doesn't need Zeff's praise or pity, that he'll worry about himself, etc. Zeff simply stays silent and thinks "Ohhh this kid's got one of them traumas." The next panel zooms on Zeff's face as he closes his eyes meditatively and thinks, "Well, [that's okay]. He can have secrets. I'll just let him come to me when he's ready." The text "[censored] you" repeats behind him. In the next panel, he stands some distance from Sanji, who stands with his shoulders hunched, facing angrily away. In the immediate next panel they both stand in the exact same stances, except Zeff and Sanji are now both about ten years older. Nothing else has changed. The final panel crops just on Zeff's eyes as he sweats and thinks "merde."
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    Flandeg ๐Ÿฎ
    @SailorFailures
    Nov 15, 2023
    A silly little 40yo zosan (zsz) comic idea I had, OR: how the strongest husbands in the world flirt (1/3)
    Two black & white fanart comic panels, both without dialogue. In the first panel Zoro is saying something aside to Sanji with a smirk on his face. Sanji is tucking his cigarette pack into his shirt pocket and rolling his eyes, an unlit cigarette in his other hand, looking thoroughly unimpressed. In the next panel He is kicking behind himself; though his leg is moving at a great speed he doesn't seem to be exerting much effort as he makes some remark and lifts his cigarette to his mouth.
    In a dramatic flash, Zoro moves to predict and instead grapple Sanji's incoming leg. He has Sanji's knee over his shoulder and a firm grip on both his shin and his thigh, making it difficult to impossible for him to disengage. He smirks at Sanji, smug, who jumps in surprise at this outcome.
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