Replying to @diamoore_
No literally. Had my first heartbreak at 27. 27! Why was I hysterical and then 3 days later the rent was due. I felt like I was going insane. Like damn I can’t get a break ?! Lmao
Sage Ambrose
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Sage Ambrose
@SageAmbroseXXX
I'm an asshole . Professional shit talker . Queen of broken men . It’s all downhill from here.
Joined July 2012
- Replying to @bgcslave"Kourtney, you have to go to the hospital right now." Kim will always be the funniest without even trying
- Replying to @dr_suciaI suggested yoga in response to some trouble was having in the gym and he looked at me crazy lol like my bad
- Replying to @itsmello and @urbestenemyI still don’t understand why Kenya thought that mama Joyce comment was gonna fly lmao
- Replying to @SageAmbroseXXX and @bgcslavelike im sorry . lets just think . How rich do you have to be to go to the hospital for a bald spot? I know people who won't even go for a broken finger .
- Replying to @armanisade and @lovedoveclarkeNow this performance ART! 😂
- I just do a lot of pointing and nodding . Sipping my drink until the last word of every verse . An art . A talent . I’ve found my tribe omg lol
- Replying to @mistachrishIt’s going to be a makeup guru . I don’t know why but I have this gut feeling we’re gonna see some hilarious thumbnail with them holding a beer laughing hysterically“Storytime: Guysss I have corona!?” Peddling virus themed palettes .
- Replying to @BtSquared2I’ve literally been holding the same 3 grudges for 15-20 years. 😂 People forget that kids are real people with real feelings.
- Replying to @bbambied and @6arbiedoll“No one cares about mens mental health” like why should we ? It’s above us at this point. I’d say get therapy but one by one they’re not willing help you either 🤷🏽♀️
- Replying to @deathbypeebers @Dreadsv2 and @DOLLDILAHI think you all are just being real negative here !😂 excuse after excuse !
- Replying to @notgwendalupeCarrie was insane. Not only boning Big but also lounging around after he left , WHILE eating Natasha’s leftovers. The audacity 😂
- Replying to @luxxforlifeThey want the reaction without the action. Less effort and still praised. “Awww really? That’s ok. It’s the thought”
- Replying to @sctterbraindYa know in all my years I never once thought about this lmao you’re absolutely right. His friends and family just hated him omfg 😂