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kat sadler
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kat sadler
@SadKatler
- When I was 17, my mum sat me down after my first break up and said “as you get older, you’ll learn to love with a little bit less of your heart.” Here’s a thread with all the times that hasn’t happened
- I started writing because a girl I fancied at school said I’d be good at it. Today I’m very happy to announce that she’s engaged to a guy and I’m three coffees deep into the same, unfunny sentence on a Google doc
- Replying to @SadKatlerwent manic pixie for one exhausting month. Full method acting. Got into Belle and Sebastian, all that stuff. walked up to him at a party in character and asked him to colour my life with the chaos of trouble. That’s a line i stole from 500 days of summer. hurts to type that one
- Replying to @SadKatlerBasically it’s either that or sit at home, staring at their name going online and offline, letting that moment fade away, and loving with less and less of my heart. Also, my dad died. Wait no he didn’t that’s a lie sorry. fuck. really got to stop doing that.
- Replying to @SadKatler...and I’ve ended up with a perfectly curated museum of people’s clothes they’d rather sacrifice than text me back. I’ve checked and some stuff is worth up to like £80
- Replying to @SadKatlergot so many Ubers to try to save a relationship my bank called because they thought I’d been hacked so I had to tell the whole story to a representative at Santander to prove it was me
- told my friend I was horny for spooning last night and she said the word I’m looking for is “lonely”
- Other names for my phone: Window of anxiety The thin lonely brick Slab of glowing sadness Rectangle of missing out Mr Stressful Beep-beep
- Replying to @SadKatlerguy offered me a cigarette. I took it to seem cool. didn’t know how to smoke so I put it into my pocket STILL LIT
- Replying to @SadKatlertook a 20hr long Megabus to Paris to meet someone I’d met ONCE. Didn’t tell him til I got there. Didn’t book back-up accommodation.
- Replying to @SadKatlertried to steal a guys t-shirt so I had an excuse to text him the next day, forgot to wait until he wasn’t in the room to do it though. had to pretend like I thought it was mine. Also this technique has literally not worked once...
