Rewatching Princess Diaries and this bitch WAS THE WORST BEST FRIEND
Jasmine's Garden
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Jasmine's Garden
@SacredWhoreee
Welcome to the Garden of my mind🌺🦋. I got the seeds for your spiritual needs.
Joined July 2020
- I use to fake the spirit during praise & worship so other people would also “catch” the spirit. I started questioning the church & its validity at 12 years old. I just needed to confirm that it was really just mass hysteria & psychosis. It was.- "we listen and we don't judge" church edition
- A man once told me he normally lies because women fuck you differently when they like you. I sat in silence for like 12 minutes.
- Something about Kendrick Lamar’s hatred for that white bitch Aubrey makes me feel so safe. “I love the way it feels to be a-
- Unpopular Opinion: Parents do NOT love all their children “the same” They don’t have the ability to.
- I need six chickens, 3 goats, a machete, salt and some black candles… Yall done missed twice…Magic won’t 😭
- Fetal alcohol syndrome and 6 consecutive generations of incest got a butch body built bitch feeling bold. If the men you wanted to pick you had to choose between your “my precious”, cuntburger mouth looking ass and the bear, it STILL wouldn’t be you Pus Pocket.
Can’t unsee it lmao - You don’t have ancestors you have forefathers. Your homeland is the deepest caves of the Caucus Mountains you brittle body stringy dry hair cracker ass Bitch. You milk mops are the only natural born enemies of the sun, it literally cooks you just for existing outside.You can’t colonize your ancestral homeland 😉🇮🇱 #proudzionist
- I wanted liposuction so bad until my former baby daddy told me I need to go to the gym for three months 1st- He said “everybody keep coming off the table looking the same. They go from being built like a fridge to being built like a deep breath😭 I can’t let you be next.” I-
- White women lie for sport😭 cause how you contract HIV & experience symptoms IMMEDIATELY?? No bitch you had it and gave it to that Jamaican man then pinned it on him to further a stigma. There’s only one group of people known for infecting others on purpose. Hint: they’re white
00:00 - I disappoint my ancestors & Eli Pope everytime I see this man- because I understand why Olivia kept fucking Mellie’s husband.close enough welcome back president fitz grant
- My Friends Crying Over Men: 🥹🥺😭 Me: “ you having an unnatural allegiance to losers is not like you” -Katt Williams
- Taylor was used to reshape the music industry. Her career gaslights the rest of the industry-they believe they’re not good enough, when really her mediocrity was made the standard. This isn’t even about race-her peers like Miley & Demi are far more talented with range but hey 🤷🏾♀️
- My sisters BEWARE of them anime brothas. Them niggas fuck you so good you’ll start speaking in Japanese subtitles. No I will not be explaining.
