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A Blade Runner performing the Voight-Kampf test on a potential Replicant
this is so funny and wholesome
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Obersturmführer Wario
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Obersturmführer Wario
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Formerly known as @Former_Bilot
Joined April 2023
- Ah yes, the common RUGGED STUBBLE appearance that all women have. Yes, very popular.welcome to another episode of "people misgendering a clearly blatant woman"
- "Batman must convert himself to Christianity and stop the human sacrifices. And for every day that he doesn't, people will be baptized. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word."
"That's right Guanoman! I'm holding the teopixqui hostage and you'll never find him." "You monster! Without him we can't sacrifice enough children to make the sun rise!" "The children will live! And there's nothing you can do about it! AHHHHahhahahahhaaaa" - -WHAT WAS IN THOSE WAFERS, YOU MONSTER?! WHY WERE YOU FEEDING THEM TO THE VILLAGERS?! -My, my! They contain naught but the body of Christ, by which your people can be saved!
"Aztec sacrifices a child and nobody bats an eye But when I say Christ is King, everybody loses their minds!" - —Let's leave it to chance, Murciélago! I will flip a coin. Heads, you stop worshipping pagan deities. Tails, I leave you and your barbarian tribe go on. —I've no idea what a coin is, Doscaras
- —So, Grand Moff, you're telling me Lord Vader was a child slave? —Indeed. Property of a Toydarian. —You mean that species who had tunnels filled with bloodstained, child-sized matresses in Coruscant's sewers? —Correct, Admiral. —So Lord Vader might've been... —Most likely.
- Replying to @ArkimundOnly latinx once they reach 26 years of age
- Replying to @darksydeflowHe unironically believes he looks like Karl Urban in The Boys.
- Replying to @SteveLinder1 and @GlomarResponderAzteca terrorized and enslaved/cannibalized neighboring tribes so his Batmobile is also his dinner and a different guy every other week
- Replying to @realRWtechWorse, it's 2020's shitlib slop
- Replying to @Stefy97959237They really ruin everything. I enjoy collecting enamel pins, some I have on my backpack. But since these freaks carry them as medals, my once-innocent hobby feels dirty
- Replying to @ManletThorin"And in other news, Tusken Raider gets no sentence after rape of Corellian minor in Downtown Coruscant because he claims rape is a part of his culture."
- Replying to @Beach_Wolf69You know how Wayne Enterprises has a great R&D department? This Batman does as well, only they research ways to make obsidian knives more efficient at tearing out infants' hearts
