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Simon Charles
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Esteemed sports journalist & Patriots Beat Writer Double PHD in journalism & Parody from PCBCU
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    Simon Charles
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    Jan 12, 2023
    Lots of people have doubted the credibility on my recent Mac Jones and Deandre Hopkins reports. So here’s my good friend Felger having my back on air today…. I am proud to report on the 6x Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots with upmost accuracy and credibility.
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    Simon Charles
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    Aug 14, 2024
    #BREAKING: Jarren Duran’s jersey sales have broken the MLB record for most sales ever recorded in a single day… This comes following his suspension for an anti LBTGEQ comment caught by a hot mic
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    Simon Charles
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    Aug 16, 2022
    Mac Jones just went up to Brian Burns following a long touchdown pass to Tyquan Thronton and said, “Hold my nuts little B*tch” which lead to a massive BRAWL here at #Patriots camp. Burns then pushed Jones over leading to punches thrown by Kendrick Bourne and others defending QB1
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    Simon Charles
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    Jun 26, 2024
    #BREAKING: NBA Scouts expect Marquette guard Tyler Kolek to go undrafted after he recorded only a 7% on his Wonderlic IQ test… Reports surfaced earlier this year that Kolek couldn’t read and now his wonderlic score is the lowest by any NBA player ever recorded
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    NBA prospects do not take the Wonderlic test. They do take the AIQ test, but the results are not available to the public. ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P… Furthermore, Tyler Kolek is not illiterate. This was started as an online joke by Big East fans & Kolel himself has participated in it: frontofficesports.com/newsletter/the…
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    Simon Charles
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    Aug 14, 2024
    #BREAKING: Jarren Duran returns to the lineup after a 2 game suspension to a MASSIVE ovation from Fenway park… Duran was serving a 2 game suspension for homophobic remarks
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    This is spliced together with unrelated videos from other games. The video opens with a clip of Tigers and Red Sox fans clapping before Miguel Cabrera's final at bat at Fenway Park, on August 13th, 2023. mlb.com/video/miguel-c…
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    Simon Charles
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    Feb 13, 2023
    #BREAKING: Chiefs Super Bowl legitimacy put on hold as NFL plans to launch an investigation on possible PED use by Patrick Mahomes during halftime. Sources confirm his rapid postgame drug test came back POSITIVE and if guilty the Chiefs could be stripped of the win.
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    This is a satirical account. There are no sources given for its stories and no news organizations are corroborating this story. There is no one on staff at the Boston Globe with the name Simon Charles. bostonglobe.com/about/staff-li…
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    Simon Charles
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    Sep 3, 2022
    Jack Harlow has been fined $1 Million following his performance of “First Class” on College GameDay. ESPN states that his lyric of “I give her sweet, sweet, Semen” was extremely unprofessional for live TV, and he had signed off on blurring that lyric out of his performance
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    Simon Charles
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    Feb 28, 2024
    #BREAKING: After failing 3 of his midterm exams, Marquette guard Tyler Kolek has been suspended for the remainder of the regular season per the university… Kolek’s struggles in the classroom continue after reports surfaced that he couldn’t read earlier this season
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    This is deemed false by a compliance officer with Marquette. x.com/daniellejosett…
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    Simon Charles
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    Apr 8, 2024
    #BREAKING: Kentucky intends to offer Dan Hurley a deal that “he can’t refuse” according to sources close with AD Mitch Barnhart… The deal would reportedly make Dan Hurley the highest paid coach in college basketball history.
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    Simon Charles
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    Dec 17, 2023
    “She came for Travis Kelce but she’s gonna be leaving with me” #Patriots tight end Hunter Henry’s jokes after his strong performance today against the Chiefs… Henry also adds “she’s attractive but her fans would be too annoying for me. Swifties are the worst”
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    Simon Charles
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    Dec 27, 2023
    #BREAKING: Broncos’ HC Sean Payton entered the locker room this morning with a speaker over his shoulder blaring the song “Codeine Crazy” by rapper Future. He then proceeded to bench Russell Wilson. Future used to engage in intercourse with Russell Wilson’s wife Ciara 🤯
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    Simon Charles
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    Aug 16, 2022
    #Breaking: Kevin Durant has officially purchased a $13.60m house in Boston via Thirty Five Venture. Could he be traded to the Celtics 👀 The house was formally #Buccaneers legend Tom Brady’s house in Brookline Massachusetts.
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    Simon Charles
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    Feb 1, 2022
    🚨 #BREAKING Tom Brady will be giving a speech at Patriot Place tomorrow at 10AM, where he plans to sign a 1 day contract and retire with the #Patriots per team sources
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    Simon Charles
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    Sep 13, 2022
    Reports indicate that someone from the Seahawks staff connected to the speaker in the #Broncos postgame locker room and started playing “Codeine Crazy” by Future. Future, a rapper, once had intercourse with Russel Wilson’s wife Ciara. The disrespect for the former QB continues.