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People often ask me why I dislike Disney and hate kitsch so much. Here's the first part of my five part explanation.
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@SYNESTHEIZURE
the belladonna of madness, pathological idiotropos. jest-in-time compiler, hunted sunyatesque surrationalist.
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- this would result in the most segregated city in the country lmao
- people laughing at this but the day I worked 10 hours and ended it by putting a rotary drill through my left ring finger was better than every single shift I ever worked in food serviceA man loses it after pulling an 8-hour shift at Starbucks.
- when we read catcher on the rye I said holden was clearly a sexual abuse victim and my class laughed at me then later on I discovered thats a pretty Orthodox reading of the bookshare a piece of literature lore about yourself
- seeing people find out about ratlimit this way is... just beautiful honestlyTaylor Swift never “untagged” herself from the gaylor tweet. OP snugged a hidden character so it looks like a @ mention but in plain text
- Replying to @SYNESTHEIZUREthats not actually true. one day I showed up to work high and my boss had me breaking up chunks of ice in the parking lot. that was the best day I ever had at that stupid sandwich shop
- we asked Britishers what they'd do with superpowers. here's what they said: 1. disappear 2. leave Britain 3. leave Britain 4. leave modern BritainWhat superpower would Britons most want? Top 5 1. Invisibility: 19% 2. Flight: 15% =3. Teleportation: 7% =3. Time travel: 7% 5. Healing powers: 6% Full list in chart 👇, link in following tweets
- Replying to @SYNESTHEIZUREthe book is blatantly about being sexually frustrated due to a wartime injury but there's a long very homoerotic fishing trip with a male friend that doesn't really make sense if he's not also upset about being blocked from his bro
- this is just this generations rock star or actor except numerically its actually more realistic. there are many more full time youtubers than there are rockstars or popstars30% of kids ages 8 to 12 listed “YouTuber” as their top career choice, per WaPo
- Replying to @SYNESTHEIZUREthey also didn't believe me that The Sun Also Rises was about being bisexual
- For a long time I was frustrated by how people talked about New York City because it seemed like the things they were saying were kind of nonsense but like no, people really do read more here, they do dress better, they are more socially adjusted and they do have better vibes
- Replying to @antlionaiyou're supposed to imo, a big reason you read it is to get you to self reflect about being insufferable as a teenager. I also think his angst is supposed to be completely obnoxious until you realize why he's like that and that's like the emotional payoff
- Replying to @shinbosonthe whole book is just about an annoying teenager who whines a lot if you miss it
