Out of office emails are always like HELLO I am DEAD. I will RISE from the ASHES like a PHOENIX on MONDAY August FIFTEENTH at 8:00 AM in the MORNING. If you need to contact me, NO YOU DON'T. In case of emergency, please reach out to NANCY who is NOT HELPFUL.
Ah, yes, the three types of science communicators:
- man with lab coat and bad puns
- woman with fun earrings and warm personality
- “I am going to have this venomous animal bite me on purpose.”
🚨 Announcing our small arrival that is a big deal! He's a real 10 out of 10! 🚨
Weighing in at 10 pounds & ranking 10 in our hearts, a rescued northern sea otter pup received a warm welcome to Chicago & the aquarium! Please say hello to the newest fluffy arrival! 🦦 (1/4)
TODAY IS MY UNEARTH DAY! THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE DAY SUE HENDRICKSON FOUND ME IN THE GROUND!
CELEBRATE BY CREATING CHAOS IN A MIDWESTERN CITY. EAT RAW MEAT OUTSIDE. SCREAM AT PUBLIC ART. MAKE AN ENEMY OF A STATUE. BULLY A MAMMAL. SECRETLY BE TENDER. SCREAM AT A ROCK IN THE SKY!