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Marcus
@STOPFLEXIN
Habitual Line Stepper | Professional Gaslighter | Generational Hater
Atlanta, GA
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    Marcus
    @STOPFLEXIN
    Mar 11, 2020
    My manager went on a 8 week sabbatical on Jan 25th and him and his wife rented a cabin in the North Carolina woods and didn’t bring no type of technology with them so they could enjoy each other company. Nigga finna come back to pure hell. He don’t even know Kobe gone
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    Marcus
    @STOPFLEXIN
    Aug 24, 2018
    I was at chic fil a today and a girl came in crying her eyes out because a big ass spider was on her steering wheel and one of the cashiers walked out there, picked it up with his fingers and sat it in a tree across the street. I swear Idk where tf they findin these employees at
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    Marcus
    @STOPFLEXIN
    May 25, 2018
    talkin all that shit in them slick lil commercials. should’ve just sat there and ate your food
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    ABC 7 Chicago
    @ABC7Chicago
    May 25, 2018
    Jury orders Samsung to pay Apple $539M in patent infringement case: abc7.ws/2kln5hc
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    Marcus
    @STOPFLEXIN
    Dec 15, 2017
    this why jesus taking away the internet
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    Marcus
    @STOPFLEXIN
    Jul 15, 2018
    I thought that black girl deep throating the snake was gone have us holding an L for years to come but white people came to the rescue just in the nick of time
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    Total Frat Move
    @totalfratmove
    Jul 13, 2018
    We’re baby birding all weekend
    00:00
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    Marcus
    @STOPFLEXIN
    Oct 27, 2018
    imagine chillin in your house and somebody knock on your door and you say “who tf is this at my goddamn door” and it’s Will fucking Ferrell
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    Ale wants justice🐃🇺🇸🇪🇸🇮🇹
    @alejandracano1
    Oct 27, 2018
    Georgia
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    Marcus
    @STOPFLEXIN
    Jun 30, 2018
    it’s.....not already?
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    Complex
    @Complex
    Jun 30, 2018
    Three black senators want to make lynching a federal hate crime. trib.al/igUZGxl
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    Marcus
    @STOPFLEXIN
    Sep 18, 2018
    bro who the last nigga? I KNOW that ain’t JFK
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    Marcus
    @STOPFLEXIN
    Feb 17, 2019
    For no reason at all, Charlamagne the God said if 6ix9ine avoided jail time he would suck his dick and now it’s looking like he might have take the biggest L of the century.
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    Marcus
    @STOPFLEXIN
    Aug 21, 2021
    ICUs filling up. Half COVID patients. Half milk crate challenge victims.
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    Marcus
    @STOPFLEXIN
    Mar 27, 2018
    *laughs in free and reduced lunch*
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    Marcus
    @STOPFLEXIN
    Sep 14, 2018
    nigga are you taking a picture of you on a phone with a picture of you wearing a shirt with a picture of you taking a picture of you with a phone with a picture of you?
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    nelly!
    @nellychillin
    Sep 14, 2018
    KROGER DONE FUCKED UP SELLING MY BABIES FOR ONLY 99 CENTS
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    Marcus
    @STOPFLEXIN
    Dec 4, 2017
    This nigga just recited every single person name correctly and told us to be ready for the exam on Wednesday at 2pm sharpe. I am fucking shooketh
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    Marcus
    @STOPFLEXIN
    Oct 25, 2017
    I have a professor who gives himself a personal final exam to recite all 120 of his students names. If he can’t, we all an A on our final.
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    Marcus
    @STOPFLEXIN
    Oct 3, 2018
    I could’ve gone my whole life without seeing this nigga parents