Replying to @richardajkeys and @realDonaldTrump
get your facts right Richard, it's because he's been in and out of Jordan 😂😂😂
Staines & Lammas (Middx) FC
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Staines & Lammas (Middx) FC
@SLammasMiddxFC
Official X Account of Staines & Lammas (Middx) FC | Combined Counties Football League | Step 6 | Affiliate to the @middxfa | Established in 1926
- We are delighted to announce that Staines Lammas FC have made a bid of £40 million to @CPFC for @wilfriedzaha now we know we’re not going to get him for that price but it hasn’t stopped @Arsenal trying!🙈😂 #Webidwhatwewant #Zahatopay£10aweeksubs #Freetracksuitifhesigns
- We are 100% relegated, yes a club with nearly 100 years history and our own ground and a great committee, but that’s not enough to stay in step 6 Football, because apparently we need a Nou Camp style stadium built for two men and there dogs that watch the games #AbsoluteJoke #UTL
- 50 YEARS SERVICE TO FOOTBALL! This evening our club secretary the one and only Mr Steve Parsons, received an award at this years @middxfa Annual Grassroots Awards Evening! Thank you to Steve for his continued service to football and congratulations on reaching this milestone!
- RIP to our club President, Mr Dave Chisholm, you will be missed beyond words and Saturdays will never be the same without you my friend, our condolences to Mason, Tom, Richard and Julie ❤️💔
- **** Breaking News **** Staines Lammas Fc are delighted to announce that @TheCurfews legend & FA vase winner Sir John Pomroy has agreed to join the club as 1st team Player Coach, alongside manager Paul Burgess & Matt Harrison Good luck Pommers #UTL #RealLammas #signinglegends
- *** Breaking News *** We are delighted to announce that Paul Burgess will be the new First Team Manager for Staines Lammas FC. Welcome aboard Paul #UTL
- Anyway if we do go to Step 7, Mark my words we will be back in step 6 one day, the club is over 90 years old and will continue as normal we have a great committee, loyal players and a hunger to succeed at any level that we are in ⚽️🏆🥇#UpTheLammas
- Just got in a lift at the hospital and over the speaker a woman said repeatedly “Going down! Going Down” I said “Don’t you fucking start!!” 😂😂😂 #UTL
- CHAMPIONS!!🏆🏆🏆 After a long season, the U23s have won the @SurreyWestern Premier Reserve Division! Massive well done to Lamar, Keith & all the boys for a terrific season! Well done to our opposition and this years runners up @OfficialCranes Res! Great team and great game!
- WE’RE BACK IN THE BOROUGH! Staines & Lammas FC is proud to announce our return to the Borough of Spelthorne! From the 2025/26 season, we’ll play all home games at @TheSpellyFC (Ashford Common). A new chapter begins! #StainesAndLammas #BackToTheBorough #NonLeague
- MIDDLESEX FA INTERMEDIATE CUP FINALISTS!!! Final score @IGFC_SSH 0 SLFC 2 Goals scored by: ⚽️ Josh Hieke ⚽️ Josh Hooks 🪝 A great performance from both teams! Good luck to @IGFC_SSH for the rest of the season! #UTL | #MIDDXFINALISTS | #MiddlesexFootball | @THERussellGrant
