oomf and i made out at a club without either of us realizing who the other was until 4hrs after
crowbar enjoyer⛏️🦈
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crowbar enjoyer⛏️🦈
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MDNI🔞 | it/she ⚢ | white woman (derogatory) | 🖤 @dogmoder 🖤 pfp: @howlsyndrome | friends only priv: @privbarenjoyer
- oh so elon actually just enacted a coup that's crazy
- ppl called Chappell Roan a scummy fake lesbian for predicting this shit word for word"I believe we should follow the law," Kamala Harris says when asked by Hallie Jackson if transgender Americans should have access to gender-affirming care.
00:00 - can i say somethingto anyone wondering what it’s like going out with a woman over 40. it’s not easy.
- everyone wants a tall slender girl this like until she’s a sub then nobody gives a shithh-hhhh-h-h-hh-h-h-h-h-hey,,,,,,,,
00:00 - yeah ok i get it now
- dude i shit you not i think airport security took my vibrator 😭😭😭
- shawty called me a dork and it twitched
- i love twitter bc i’ll be drunk in bed scrolling and then boom. one of the most beautiful women i’ve ever seen on the tl. and they follow me.
- Replying to @itsnotmyketchup“erm…i hate anyone having any fun and i hate everything. im so cool.”
- HOLY FUUUUUUCKKKKKJJFCJShere is the full gooner Yuri from months ago. i never posted it but I'm determined to be the first result on Google due to spamming that phrase. Goodnight everyone I'll make something worse eventually out of sheer boredom and spite
00:00 - mandatory crowbar lore reminder than i am quite literally clicker trained to drool on command
- Replying to @yoracrabmy favourite moment playing this in VR was when i threw a noisemaker from around a corner, and the xenomorph saw it land, waited a moment, and slowly turned around to face me instead. i screamed at a pitch i didn't know i could make
- don’t do this. u should eat lots and finally have the C cups u deserve
