Riley Gaines makes the swim from Alcatraz - ties for fifth place behind 61 year old former Supervisor Aaron Peskin.
San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody)
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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody)
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San Francisco, CA
Joined October 2024
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