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- I hung out with 19-20 year olds last night and they were talking about liking older guys and I was like well how old do you mean? And they were like oh 23 or 24
- I met this sweet girl just now and she was hitting on me and I didn’t know how to tell her so I pulled my legs up under me like that Ariana album cover and I watched her whole demeanor shift
- This is making me so sad
- Nobody understands this is exactly what Kelly Osborne meant when she said who will be cleaning your toilet Donald Trump!!!Lmaoo I did not expect her to go this hard
00:00 - I forgave her in a couple hours. I’m never forgiving him.Choose your fighter
- I just watched Lola Young collapse mid song and get dragged off stage like a corpse and I’m in a stadium full of frightened lesbians wondering if we just watched someone die and When Did You Get Hot by Sabrina is being blasted at us full volume
- I feel like this with literally everyone all the time even my most affirming friends
- I’ve been thinking about it and the hottest age you can be is 27 or 28
- As soon as I whiten my teeth and figure out how to say normal things in a group conversation it’s over for you all
- Having a little brother who is growing up to be a hotter version of me AND he’s 6’3 AND he’s GAY It’s hell here!!!!!
- I think Gracie but Mariah is super talented as well 🩷
- Replying to @SCH4FERRAnd they were really chatty with me but I don’t think anyone asked me a question about my life the entire night
