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sam greisman
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sam greisman
@SAMGREIS
Virgin who can't drive.
- Melissa McCarthy, get your Oscar babyA Florida elementary school principal was arrested for throwing an alcohol-fueled house party attended by more than 100 underage students.
- Britney pregnant, JLO and Ben engaged again, all the cute boys are wearing baggy clothes. The mid 2000s are back baby!
- I’m sorry this is the funniest tweet I have ever seen
- Ok the biggest recession indicator of them all!!!Snooki was spotted falling off a couch at a club.
00:00 - Not this hideous bitch againThe Supreme Court has been formally asked to overturn its landmark same-sex marriage ruling. Kim Davis, who was jailed for six days for refusing to issue a marriage license to a gay couple, has filed an appeal in her case.
- Remember Kurt and Mercedes from Glee? This is them now. Feel old yet?
- Oh. I see why he cheated, carry onCarrie Underwood is set to perform at Trump’s inauguration, Fox News reports.
- At the State Dept. dinner for the Kennedy Center honorees Mike Pompeo wondered aloud when he would be “loved”. Then Linda Ronstadt got up to get laurels, looked the fucker right in the eye and said “maybe when you stop enabling Donald Trump”. Icon.
- Umm the angle on the empire state building? You in Long Island City my dude.
- Calling it “x” is admitting where you were on Jan 6th
- And how can we stop her?Jojo Siwa will release her cover of “Bette Davis Eyes” tonight.
