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Ryan Goodcase
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Waiting for Godot to @ me
- This is my favorite joke from my Netflix is a Joke set
00:00 - Shazam but for the voices of acquaintances you should know the name of but don't
- I'm at a bar where the two bathrooms are labeled "anybody" and "whoever", and I watched a man wait for the bathroom labeled "whoever "
- Oppenheimer being nominated for best picture and the atomic bomb not receiving a nomination is literally missing the point of the film
- Barack Obama’s Favorite OnlyFans Accounts of 2023
- I was playing pinball at a bar by myself and a man came up to me and asked if he could watch. After two minutes of small talk he said "It's always surprised me the overlap of the pinball community and the swinging community".
- Just did my birth chart. I'm a Fortunate Sun, Bad Moon Rising
- I had trouble getting through the book “The Ethical Slut” so I picked up a copy of “How to be a Slut for Dummies”
- I’m going to adapt “Merriam-Webster’s dictionary” for the stage because I’ve always wanted to make a play on words
- I walked into a gender neutral restroom in Portland and it was just a beautiful meadow with a single willow tree in the center
- I just saw a semi with the bumper sticker “if you can’t see my mirrors, you do not exist” and when I passed the truck there was a baby driving it
- Replying to @PFTompkinsCowboy Bebop is cool no matter how old you are

