[IMPORTANT TEAM UPDATE]
Tonight, Adam “Lider” Ilyasov will be serving a One Match Suspension for referring to @humzhlol as a “Mentally Impaired Goat Farmer”
As such we will be fielding former Professional Player and current Gaffer @YamatoMebdi in the starting midlane position.
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- [EMERGENCY SUB] Humzh has been subbed out for Game 2 after dropping a performance that can only be described as "The Single Worst Event in Human History" Gumayusuf in for Game 2. When asked for comment Gumayusuf said: "That brother better have experience with making falafel"
- [BREAKING] We have received worrying news that Mr. Adam “Lider” Ilyasov, fresh off a 1 Match Ban, has lost internet in his Village. We have sent technicians deep into the wilderness - but it remains to be seen if they will reach his fishing hut in time for our matches tonight.WHY IS THIS TEAM SUCH A DISASTER
- [OFFICIAL TRANSFER] We would like to today announce, that former Disgraced Ruddy Sack Jungler, Marvin “Judas” Jankowski has been traded to @NORDEsports for the price of 30 Silver Pieces. We wish him the best of luck in his next betrayals.
- [FORMAL INVESTIGATION] The Ruddy Sack secured 2nd place in Group B today with a 2-0 finish. However, concerns have emerged following the surfacing of footage allegedly showing Starting AD Carry Guma "Humzh" Yusuf Alt-Tabbing mid-match to check RedMercy's MF build on Mobafire.
00:00 - we didnt think it was possible to lose against Bulldog Esports with 4 former LEC players, an LEC Coach and a Millionaire owner. so we didnt make a graphic have this instead
- You need to have some self-respect and start doing your job @YamatoMebdi You can't be a passenger anymore How/why is your player allowed to order Uber Eats every night? @humzhlol you have been unable to use your kitchen properly since 2 years, you only eat Döner and your
- We were instructed to lose by the NLC Shadow Government as an LR final is the only way to stop this event from bankrupting the entire league. GGs @LosRatoneslol
- Recorded a diss track for LR today at 1am outside the venue. Security called the police. Had to record DonJake’s verse in a hotel bathroom. It gets like that. This is Ruddy. This is the Sack.
00:00 - ADAM "THE PROBLEM CHILD" ILYASOV HAS JUST BEEN SOLOKILLED BY A DIAMOND 1 44% W/R PLAYER. #RUDDYSACKUP
- [OFFICIAL FAREWELL] We would like to wish an official yet solemn farewell to @humzhlol. We are sad that he has been deported from the United Kingdom - and we also had nothing to do with it. Goodbye sweet prince - your talent will bring you success whatever you do next.
- Whilst @LosRatoneslol players dine at a 5 Star Restaurant tonight, all @IWDominate has agreed to pay for is a visit to Max Burgers in Copenhagen. Marlon saw the line chef licking his burger before bringing it to our table, when we asked him why he said he was a Bulldog fan.
- [BREAKING] As per @MiddlecottIsMe’s latest report, we can confirm that a financial investigation was conducted this week at The Ruddy Sack. The investigation revealed that Luka “Perkz” Perkovic, our starting midlaner, had used company funds to purchase over 4 million plastic


















