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Elder Rubberasylum
@Rubberasylum
18+ Only / CPTSD / Asshole / Gay bondage humor / Daddy of @Foxiouskit / Husband: @DreemurrFluff / Recon: Rubberasylum
Seattle, Wa
Joined July 2010
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    Elder Rubberasylum
    @Rubberasylum
    Nov 18, 2022
    Grandpa? Why do we celebrate the holiday? Sit on my lap son & let grandpa tell you the story of this day You see, twitter only had enough engineers remaining to keep it running for one more night, but it miraculously kept working for eight nights We burn a Tesla in remembrance
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    Elder Rubberasylum
    @Rubberasylum
    Aug 11, 2018
    FURRY TWITTER: Tweet: “I’m so broke I’m not sure how I’m going to eat this week.” One week later: “Getting on the plane now! Can’t wait to see everyone at con!”
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    Elder Rubberasylum
    @Rubberasylum
    Jun 15, 2018
    Woke up this morning to reactions over this article about minimum wage. It blows my mind how many people think the guy who makes their Coffee shouldn’t be able to afford to pay rent. “It’s a starter job, they need to strive for better!” Where do they live while striving?
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    CBS News
    @CBSNews
    Jun 15, 2018
    Minimum wage doesn't cover the rent anywhere in the U.S. cbsn.ws/2JKkXLa
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    Elder Rubberasylum
    @Rubberasylum
    Jul 8, 2018
    I remember as a kid my family was gathered in the living room: “Dad,” I said “I’m gay” My father shook his head. “Dad,” my brother chimed in, “Im gay too” “JESUS CHRIST!” My father cried out, “Doesn’t anyone here beside me enjoy fucking a woman!? “I do dad” my sister replied
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    Elder Rubberasylum
    @Rubberasylum
    Jun 24, 2018
    Customer at work whispered to his friend “fucking faggot” as he was leaving my line. Chick behind him heard him too and screamed out at the top of her lungs “HAPPY PRIDE MONTH YOU BIGOTED MOTHERFUCKER!!” The whole store stopped as the two gentlemen slunk out quietly. 😏
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    Elder Rubberasylum
    @Rubberasylum
    Nov 19, 2022
    Replying to @Rubberasylum
    What a great way to celebrate the potential death of Twitter, with a tweet going viral ❤️❤️❤️
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    Elder Rubberasylum
    @Rubberasylum
    Mar 18, 2020
    Note to self Owning 3 ABDL boys can be problematic when everyone is sick at home and all 3 are bored at the same time. Ive been bounced on, poked, prodded, sneezed on, attacked by plushies, played peek a boo, and made crustless sammiches Motherfucker, I'm a Soccermom. 😠😏
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    Elder Rubberasylum
    @Rubberasylum
    Nov 15, 2018
    You know what the furry fandom needs? It fucking needs to get laid. I mean seriously. We need a prominent 18+ Con That way other cons can say “Not here please, there’s a place for that.” I mean that’s like win/win, right?
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    Elder Rubberasylum
    @Rubberasylum
    Oct 12, 2022
    #BondageGames #1: Reverse strip poker: Each player gets 100 chips. There's a pile of gear off to the side. When a player runs out of chips, they can get an additional 100 chips by putting on a piece of gear of others choice. Eventually someone is going to become the sub...
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    Elder Rubberasylum
    @Rubberasylum
    Jul 28, 2018
    I really don’t care what sex you are, what your race is, what your religion is, if you wear diapers, if you fuck in an object you paid for, if you are straight or gay, or if you once had a penis. If your happiness requires pissing on other’s happiness then you’re doing it wrong.
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    Elder Rubberasylum
    @Rubberasylum
    Nov 13, 2023
    Let's be real about this... Self breath play: Every year I lose friends to this concept I mean EVERY year I've been in this community almost 30 years. We've lost many I've had planned scenes where my sub never showed... Messages never replied to NEVER BC ALONE NEVER!
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    Elder Rubberasylum
    @Rubberasylum
    Jun 30, 2018
    Q. My partner told me about a love story between Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger’s cat. Would you happen to know the name? A. It rings a bell, but I’m not sure if it exists. 😏
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    Elder Rubberasylum
    @Rubberasylum
    May 29, 2018
    I got a message today asking me to please minimize my postings about cubs and babyfurs as this made them feel uncomfortable. Bitch, this is a you problem. I’m going to support all the communities who look to me for support. Sorry. 🤷‍♂️
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    Elder Rubberasylum
    @Rubberasylum
    Apr 9, 2023
    *Strapped Tightly in a hood, restraints, gear, mitts* PENIS: "I'm enjoying this!" PROSTATE: "I'm enjoying this!" NIPPLES: "I'm enjoying this!" BRAIN: "Did I flip the laundry from the washer to the dryer? I wonder if the alternator is the issue? Did I call mom back?" 😂
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